I don't live in my parents basement, and I do have a girlfriend.
I don't want to help you "hack your friends computer",
want to fix your computer problems,
or dress up like Luke Skywalker to see Star Wars.
and no, I don't know Linus Torvalds, ESR, or Larry Wall personally,
although I'm certain they're all good geeks.
I hack kernels, not into networks,
I speak properly, not in h4x0r,
and I pronounce it "deb-ee-an", not "deeb-ian".
I can proudly run linux on my workstations,
I believe in open-source, not patents,
advancing technology, not copying others,
and that the penguin is a truly cute and acceptable mascot.
"Google" is a verb, caffeine is a food group,
and it's pronounced "lih-nucks", not "leye-nucks"!
Linux is the second most used operating system,
the future of computing,
and the sexiest operating system out there!
My name is drunkennewfiemidget
and I am a Linux geek!