Answered by JCP
If I'm in
the shower, with the shave gel can at the side of the tub, will
it explode because of the heat in the bathroom? i've always
sort of wondered- Hufflebunny
Well the first thing to do is read the label and find out. However,
I highly doubt that they would create a product that would explode
from the heat of a shower.
do you even answer these questions
Well when they're wonderful questions as this one, with tons
of thought put into it, how could I not?
If my karma
ran over my dogma where do I go to replace it?
Dogma store. Where else?
What do boogers
smell like? or What do farts look like?
The next time you pick your nose, before you eat the snot, sniff
it. And farts don't look like anything unless they're wet farts
and then they look like you've shit your pants.
wrong with arson ??
If you're burning cool stuff then it's wrong.
asked any questions in a while. does anyone miss me? or does
time have no relevance? JAG
Time is an illusion. Sure we missed you, start sending in some
its possible to blame parents for everything. what do you think?
Well not EVERYTHING, since grandparents are to blame as well.
this is the
real, old-school seth. someone has been using my name in my
absence! also, jessica is my girlfriends little sister, and
her name's been mentioned here, along with brandy , her stepsister.
shit's been odd here, eh? oh, and i finally checked out mr.
bungle. i like it, it's crazy fucking shit! there is a question
Aren't you popular! I'm not sure what's been going on with all
that, but hey, shit is always odd here. Mr Bungle is indeed
crazy shit, it's why I like it!
I have decided
I need a new somewhat cooler name. Any suggestions? I mean,
this one just isn't insane at all... - ferretchick
Where did this one even come from? How about Spanky? Freda Creda?
Spank Sausage? What do you think?
Did u ever
light your ass hairs on fire?
No I'm not that stupid.
Sucks list is awesome. I mean, I love summer, but I do understand
there are things about it that suck a lot. Have you thought
of anything else you could add to that list? McDiablo
Why thank you, I'm glad you liked it. I haven't thought about
adding any more quite yet, but since you're a 'pending' member,
you can type up any you have and mail them in. As for the rest
of you, burn in hell. Oh no wait, that's not right is it. Nevermind.
It's been a long day and it's Friday so my brain has stopped
my cat keep licking the refridgerator door? McDiablo
Someone spilt something on it, or your cat is just weird and
trying to confuse you all into buying it tuna.
ever happened to you--upon waking up, you look outside to see
it's overcast. You dress for rain, but three hours later the
clouds have parted, the sun is out and it's hot as hell. McDiablo
It happens every day to me! Stupid weather is always plotting
are you a
mutha fukin ninja?!?!?!?
No, just a ninja. Now come here so I can kick your ass.
when one of my friends always get sick it seems like everyone
else gets it from her? ~Jeepster
I think she is spitting in everyone's drinks and food when you're
all not looking. That, or she's coughing directly into your
faces to infect you all.
If it was
raining out, much as it is today, and you were bored, what in
the world would you do? Or suggest to do? ~Jeepster
Right now I'd sleep, and suggest everyone do the same. Other
then that, I'd say do some reading. I have a number of books
the friggin chat room how the fk do i find out where ure answer
is to me question
You're too stupid to be using this website. Do not return.
Answered by JCP
if a reaalllllllly
hot (im talkin anna kournakovia type hot) rich chick was born
wit no taste buds and asked you to describe the taste of salt
in exchance for a million bucks and a bj..how would ya do it?
I'd make a lot of faces and generally say whatever I want, as
she obviously can't tell if I'm right since she can't taste.
Then, I would sit back and enjoy my blow job and the million
bucks. I would also be making a few extra millions by having
sad people with no lives pay to watch a girl give a blow job
to another girl.
Where is mister
snuggle buns??? I miss him and I think the youngins are going
mad with deppresion not having him around... Oh poor davys finding
comfort in repeatedly smacking his forehead off the wall. Why
Mr.SnuggleBuns??!!?! Oh WWHYYY?-ThePolice
Step 1: Stop eating sugar. Step 2: STOP EATING SUGAR. Seriously,
this has obviously gotten out of control when you are jonesing
for Mister Snuggle Buns like that. It's time for you to get
a grip and deal with your addiction.
Have you lost touch
with a friend that you wish you could spend more time with?
Yes actually. I grew up two doors away from Amy, whom I haven't
spoken to in a few years now. Normally I keep in contact with
people via email, however she's rarely online and therefore
doesn't reply to emails. I've lost her number, and I think she's
lost mine. Eventually we'll cross paths again, our parents still
live near each other.
I'd have to say dill pickle for the sole reason that no one
I know likes it, so that means that I don't have to worry about
all my chips being eaten. It works. Not only do I find that
I always have chips, but they are also always crunchy as other
people don't leave the bag open.
Where is Miss Roger's
Sweaters' video camera? She moved in her aunt's house and it
must be lost in the rubble. McDiablo
It's in a box with clothing actually. Someone thought that it'd
be best to wrap it in something soft, and didn't think to mark
the box. Although, if the aunt is crazy, she might have hid
it on purpose or destroyed it thinking that aliens/the government
would track you down.
So you DO know
when DC is coming back? Give us a precise date, if so.
Damn, one of you caught on. Yes, I know when he's returning
but I don't know the EXACT date. He will return for the month
of July to answer questions, if he doesn't do anything silly
like attacking someone with a fork.
of tricoloured foam dribble from your rectum what did you eat?thatthinguywhodoesn'tknow
You SAY that you're a guy that doesn't know but come on, you
know enough to come up with better questions. If you're having
a problem with tricolored foam dribbling from your ass then
just say so. Sure we'll all laugh at you, but we all laugh at
each other anyway. For your problem, I suggest only eating foods
that are the same color for awhile, and stop eating detergent.
why is the sky
a insipid colour of barbie pink when I exude mice from my scrotum?
It's not the sky you see. What you are doing is somehow seeing
through the eyes of your victims (the mice) and seeing the inside
of your own ass.
why did the meow
mix taste green?thatguythingwhocan'tbe
This is all part of your foam issue. Stop eating things that
you're not supposed to!
you heard of a band called slipknot? if so, do you like them?
are you having a good day? and do you think jay leno is funny
or just a loser with a big chin? sorry I couldn't think of one
good question, thus my post consists of three random questions
I just pulled out of my ass. Anyway, If you do like slipknot
thier new album is out now.(just though I'd give it a mention)...
Of course I've heard of slipknot, and I may have one or two
of their mp3s but all in all I'd have to say that no, I don't
like them. I don't hate them either, but I wouldn't go out and
buy their cds or anything. You could always buy their album
for me and maybe I'd like them more! Today is alright so far,
however it's still early. I am hoping that today won't suck
too bad for once. Jay Leno isn't funny so I don't watch him,
and I guess that falls under 'loser with a big chin'. See people,
it's not that hard to come up with random questions that aren't
just nonsense, just consult your ass!
What would you
fill my christmas stocking up with? - nailnine
Ink. It's fun and it stains.
what if i can't
find my way home from anywhere? tt
The simplest way to avoid this is to declare that where ever
you are IS home.
Answered by JCP
your opinion on abortion?- hufflebunny
I don't think that people should do that instead of figuring
out how to use a condom, but having the option to have one is
something that shouldn't be taken away. For those that say NO,
I ask them what they would do if their 12 year old daughter
was raped by an uncle/neighbor and got pregnant? Anyone who
would make their daughter have that kid is just messed in the
head and shouldn't have kids of their own to begin with. Also,
some people do everything they can not to get pregnant, yet
it still happens and puts their life at stake. If that baby
is going to kill the mom and therefore itself, then the abortion
is in fact saving a life.
Have you ever heard
of a band, "If we were us" sadly, not many people have, i'm
just wondering if you have? -Hufflebunny
No I haven't heard of them before.
Excuse me... Um yes hmm, uh, mh, mh.. I...I *Cough* *Ahhemm*..
umm <---Okay , since when did this define neurotic and not abnoixous
pathetic little man? And Yeah, the "umm"... Is a jewish thing
to distract people from their noses to their thin vibrating
lips,... I should know, being 1/8th jewish. So no snide remarks
bout the racism I may feel... Anyways, umm... Does woody got
constant flem in his throat? or what? could you explain the
neuroticness in his manner?----WinIpCfg
Some people are just like that, regardless of their faith or
race or whatever. I've met many people who stammer away incoherently,
and there's no reason for it really. It's gotten him this far
Is it ok
to sell a child if the market warrants it?
Sure but keep in mind that Ebay will stop your auction. They
have some sort of 'rule' against it.
you ever felt that one part of your life will never change in
its outcome? You may always try to suceed in a "romantic" relationship
but its outcome has the same 'person(role)' responsible with
the exact shift. I always sense a constant circle in ever relationship
and I am trapped as being the "Hurter", even with friendships,
I am the one casted aside or at fault, when they end. I feel
almost cursed and I sometimes believe I sense the end of this
but am always wrong,... I must learn to deal with the pain of
my circle... So, Have you found a strong circle in your life
that grasps you? How have you come to terms? and do you believe
it can ever be broken?- Mousse
With friends, I used to have the problem of hanging out with
people I didn't have much in common with. I'd end up going along
with stuff I didn't want to do, just to keep the peace or to
be what I thought they wanted me to be. Now, I would tell those
same people off. I broke that circle, and it did take a bit
of time sitting alone until I got new friends, but it was indeed
broken. If you realize there is this circle/cycle going on,
then break it. Start finding different types of people to hang
with, or stop expecting everyone to perfect, or whatever it
is that ends these relationships. If you're in school, you'll
find that a lot of this bullshit disappears once you graduate,
and to just wade through this bullshit the best you can until
you do. If you're out of school, then you've got enough control
in your life to find a new job, move away, find new friends
and everything. Keep in mind that most people are just stupid
and that finding the cool people takes a bit more work sometimes.
Why are there so
many unique last names (family names) and not as many unique
first names? - FrankRizzo90210
Many people like to use names they've heard before, and in many
cases, that's a good thing. Some people have no idea how to
properly name their children, as
this article shows. As for the variety, I'm wondering if
there really are more last names then first names.
annoyance, I [finally] downloaded Mozilla. I know you get pissy
about people posting URLs in a question, so may I suggest that
you put up a GIGANTIC link luring people to mozilla.org to be
rid of the wrath of Bill Gates and Internet Explorer? McDiablo
That reminds me that I had downloaded that myself. Most people
I know have already switched to this, so hey, let's
all give it a try.
remember the last time some bored idiot decided to send a millon
questions at once. Could this possibly mean the morons are following
No! Now you've reminded them!
It was sunny in
B.C. and rainy in Ontario. What is wrong with this picture?
BC has mountains and we don't? That always seems unfair. I've
never seen real mountains!
fastest dirt bike?
MINE and you can't have it. Nice try.
Does Marge Simpson
have blue pubic hair?
Well since she dyes the hair on her head, the odds are that
she does not have blue pubic hair. If she dyes it due to just
going gray, there might still be a bit of blue left, but I don't
really know how that works.
Hey i live in trinidad
do you know where that is most USA-ians don't and since i'm
ASSUMING that you are a bit smater than those others i just
wondered if you did and if you don't feel bad beacause you world
isn't as open and offbeat and cool as you thought it was.
I live in Canada, more specifically, NOT IN THE US. All my life
I've known many people from all over the world, including a
number of those from Trinidad who have described your country
to me, and shown me photos. So I guess my world is as cool and
offbeat as I thought it was! Here
is info on Trinidad for those who don't know anything about
most favourite quote in the world? Seriously
To be honest, I don't have just one. From Homer saying 'You
suck diddlyuk Flanders.' to something that some physicist like
Stephen Hawking says about the universe that makes me think,
there are so many people have said some truly amazing things
that I find it's impossible to pick one.
Did you ever think
that you were outside the box and was havin a bitchin time looking
at all the losers in the box then looked up and realised that
you were just in a bigger box? and the thing was that unlike
those losers in the smaller box you knew you were trapped in
this bigger box, but you couldn't care less?
I bet those losers in the box wouldn't like someone pounding
on the outside of it, but hey, that's what we're here for. Besides,
I'm in SPHERE! Just like that one that ate all those people,
pellets and flashing ghosts who kept jumping up and down.
Beauty comes from
the inside that's a load of crock isn't it ? if it came from
the inside why are so many girls starving themselves to look
like people who are starving? wait i know the answer because
the're stupid right? but what if that isn't it what if it's
ony because they're tired of being the fat weird person? Wow
....lots of issuse here huh?
It's all the stupid people brainwashing others in to thinking
that thin is what we all must be, or we're FAT. It'd be nice
if people were just healthy. To me, the thin person who starves/pukes
is just as bad as the fat person who won't stop eating junk
food. Not everyone that is either of these is stupid, however
they have been taken in by something or other that has made
them feel messed up enough to become unhealthy. Beauty does
come from the inside, and when you're healthy inside, you'll
become healthy outside. It's not difficult to stay healthy,
it's more difficult to fight the unhealthy ideas of others.
Day?? Why dont we have Bastards Day!! for all of us folks that
Bastards day is every day where I live. They all get in their
cars and go celebrate by driving like horrible stupid bastards.
is a chain isn't?Thatthinguywhois
Haven't I told you about writing in when drunk? It's ok when
you're stoned because you spell properly, but when you're drunk
you start leaving out words. As for your attempted question,
short answer is "Yes", long answer is "No, with
is that dangly thing in your throat?
There are a great many things I've heard it called, which leads
me to believe that no one really knows the truth. After cutting
it off of myself (nearly choking to death on my own blood) I
discovered a small transceiver in it. I'm guessing it broadcasts
what we say, or maybe even think to whatever installed these
things in the first place. Asking my parents about it only led
to a trip to the hospital and heavy medications, so I don't
suggest you try asking yours (unless you want some time off
do sock monkeys
Not that I'm aware of. If they did, I would have noticed their
stained crotches and getting soaked with blood when I hugged
Answered by JCP
It's my birthday
on June 24. I guess I'm not getting another sock monkey from
Miss Roger's Sweater, but that's cool. Apparently Emerald got
me a present. Do you have any idea what sock monkeys usually
I'm glad I answered this after your birthday (happy belated
birthday by the way), as I would have hated to spoil any surprise
that Emerald had planned. How did it all turn out? She didn't
email me to say, so I assumed that she was still recovering
from the party.
What are two foods that you
mix together? McDiablo
Coffee and pizza. I can't live without either of them.
Do you think Keanu Reeves is
a robot? McDiablo
If he is a robot, he's one of those prototypes that just doesn't
Why Can't we all just get along?
why is the freezer full of cheese?thathinguywhois
People don't know how to share properly. Obviously, you are
hoarding cheese, which means that you too don't know how to
share. To evolve, you need to send cheese to me and everyone
else here on this website. Share!
Hm... Why is it.... that the
adolescent, childish, sad, stupid and slightly ironic questions
are answerred so brilliantly, while knowing we only got 4.500000
years until the sun goes supernova on us..... And ... seriously,
what is love ? Youth of the Nation
I answer all my questions brilliantly. <Bursts into laughter.>
Ok, maybe not. Supernovas, distraught freaks, speeding cars,
old age, something will wipe each and every one of us eventually,
so you can't count on that supernova thing as much as you thought.
Love is some sort of sickness.
how do you if you scuff your
Your question seems to be missing a word or two, but basically,
I'd never be wearing $300 shoes. That's just silly to spend
that much amount on shoes.
allright i need ur help quick
be cause hes got a really small pitch fork ... ok what do i
do if all of the sudden my lawn knomb army turns on me jumps
trou my window and eats all my scrabble letters because their
just sitting their staring at me , i tried making fun of their
god but they seam to madder and one poked me ...?! also do u
like cake -br549-
Let's just skip to the cake part, as by now the gnomes should
have torn your sorry ass apart. I like cake, however I do not
like chocolate or carrot cake. If you did happen to survive
the gnomes, I'd suggest not making fun of their god or the size
of their hats.
Wish for gods powers? or Wish
to be god? And I dont mean god as alla Large man with long white
beard that the camera can never get a good shot of the face.
Im meaning Not alanis morissette or Bob.. the anonymous thinker.
I mean metapyhsical, Concieving the circumference of the sun,
God. The gases and dust... God... Which is purly powerless or
surely beyond human understanding.Well, I imagine stripping
all our needs.. primal and evolved... we would go crazy and
die. So that is god, death. Nothing. Huh. I think I'll just
wish for a sandwhich with crispy lettuce and perfectly smelted
cheese oohhh... and yves soy Chick'en (thats so proteinlicious
I suspect the meat.) So you think my ''Ever possible wish''
Go crazy and die? Don't mind if I do! Sure, sounds as good as
any other idea I suppose. What I think should happen is that
I become everyone's god and then I'll work it all out.
I've become attracted quite
sexually mentally but hardly physical to a man... well hardly
a man, more a boy, which shouldn't disgust you since I am a
girl. No Im not Amy Gehring or any of those... Anyways our conversation
are somewhat stimulating, but his apparent flaws... are so strong.
Imagine elephant man to an child. He is attractive to some but
you know... face science and paramones. His symmetry doesnt
do it for me. Should my shallowness be solved/dealt or do you
recommend ending this relationship thats been leaving him unsatisfied
for to long and me urning to see a pretty face next time we
meet? Obviously disgust is disasterous in a sexual relationship...
yes I am a fool, but I believed it wouldnt matter, that my pulling..
my enjoyment of him would be strong. But i guess it hasnt been
strong enough.---------- MaulMe
There's nothing saying you can't have ugly friends, so make
him one of those. If it's something like he's unhealthy and
overweight, then join something with him that encourages exercise
and taking care of yourselves. If that doesn't work, then get
a large garbage bag and cut out spots for the eyes, nose and
mouth and insist that he wear it around you.
your not that attentive to
the q&A section, are you?-polo
Sure I am. You're just to lazy to look around and realize that
I have told everyone I would be away camping for awhile.
What are your suggestions for
the summer vacation boredoms?-POlo
That list is being compiled and will be posted shortly!
Does Mzebonga have any friends
in real life, like ones that everyone else can see too? FartMonkey
Being that he lives in the UK, and I live in Canada, I can not
actually confirm the existence of these alleged friends there.
I have heard of his going out with a friend for dinner, as well
as a trip he's planning to visit a few friends. Since I will
be one of those people he is meeting along the way, I suppose
that I count as his only REAL friend, as I am fairly sure of
my own existence. If anything, he is simply a character created
to appear in the on going show that is my life. Obviously, his
character has enough interest to warrant an actual appearance
in August. I guess that means that I don't count as a friend
either, so I guess the answer is no.
I've restrung a couple of my
guitars, and now I have 12 of those little envelopes that the
strings come in. What can I use these for? Or should I just
tape them randomly on my wall(s)? FartMonkey
Your ceiling actually. Everyone always puts stuff on their walls,
so be brave and attack that ceiling. Cover it all up with those
envelopes, crazy posters/stickers, and you should even buy a
sock monkey porn star tshirt and pin it up there too.
You know how they have those
weird scales that tell you what you'd weigh on mars etc., those
are just totally random numbers they give you, right? I mean
who's gonna know? FartMonkey
Considering they have a pretty good idea what the atmosphere
and gravity is like on Mars, I'd assume that the calculators
(if they are using accurate data) are close to correct. The
only way to prove them wrong is to go to Mars and weigh yourself.
What is the best way to waste
a life on a 5 dollar payment per day and a 100 dollar payment
per week?-Pops On Crack
Send all that money to me and I'll waste it all for you. I'd
even send you emails with photos, showing you what I've done
with the money.
When was the last time you admired
the sky and contimplated alien domination?-__O__
Yesterday on my way home from Ottawa.
Whats your preference when greeting
someone? I enjoy the "Lo", Or "Marbles!!" or sometimes "Got
I say "Hey" mostly, or just scream incoherently.
Since my birthday just passed,
would you sing happy birthday to me? =) please? -Hufflebunny
It's best if I don't sing, so I'll just say 'happy birthday'
to you instead.
If nothing ever sticks to teflon,
how do they make teflon stick to the pan? -Em~B
Magic, mirrors and small bits of hair off random wild animals.
I tried jumping into the tv...well
my head went clunk and I fell out on the floor. Did I do it
wrong? Was I suppose to scream some magical words? Monkeeskittles
Yes you were, and you needed to have the channel on 3 or 4.
Consult your tv listings channel for the words needed to enter
Do you like Jackass.... \RealmO-K
I've seen a number of episodes and have found some of them quite
funny. The rest of the time, I sit there and hope that they've
made themselves sterile.
here goes, Where do insects
sleep? ( now don't tell me under rocks as when these are lifted
there all moving and have you ever seen a insect giving it some
Oh I've seen them sleeping all right. I'd tell you where but
we have an agreement where I don't tell everyone where they
sleep, and they don't crawl into my ears and try to control
me. If I were you, I'd just give up on looking for sleeping
Because of an injury, I had
metal put in my elbow. I think Thats pretty great, do you think
its something I should be proud of? How Many people can say
they've got metal in their elbow? =) -Hufflebunny
I don't have metal in my elbow, and must admit that it does
sound sort of cool. I'm not saying that I want anything to happen
to me where I'd need this, but hey, if you've got it, then be
proud of it. Can you feel it in your arm? Can I?
Do the sock monkeys have any
relation to Ed the Sock? -Hufflebunny
That I don't know. I would assume there is some common ancestor
due to them being socks, but I may be wrong. Sock Monkey History
isn't something I paid much attention to.
why do politicians think we
should trust them?, what should we do to them?thathinguywhois
If they expect us to trust them at any point, then they're not
a real politician. The real ones know that we know that they're
liars, and know that all they need to get what they want is
an assload of money. As for what to do to them, I'm not sure
what will work.
Answered by JCP
happens when you mix lighter fluid, and battery acid, and windex?
Lizro + Trudy
A lot of fun but bad things actually. I'd tell you more but
I don't HAVE to!
What would you say if I somehow managed
to find where you lived and started screaming directly at your
door, throwing dead cats at your windows and shouting "I don't
want to have your babies."? [note: I would also be naked]. -
The dead cat throwing would bother me, which would cause me
to go outside and kick your sorry ass until you stopped. As
for the rest, I have no problems, and look forward to pointing
and laughing at you.
What rhymes with the word 'wardrobe'?
And what does the word wardrobe ACTUALLY mean? - M.Mort.
is what it means. As for rhyming with it, that's your job
to figure out for poetry class, not mine. I told you before
that I'm not helping you with your homework unless you give
me things that I actually want.
come, on that TV show, CyberSix, The person is a guy, but When
he becomes a super hero, he becomes a girl? I never understood
Well it's a TV show which means it doesn't have to make any
sense at all. Perhaps you missed the episode where it explains
why that happens.
Holy smokes, Canada is 137 years old.
What did you do to celebrate? McDiablo
I drank! Whoo hooo!
does my mom continue to complain about how she's lost her glasses
when she never puts them in their case? McDiablo
It's your mom's job to do things like that until you go crazy
and leave, or until you go crazy and suddenly enjoy housework.
Don't fall for the housework! It still sucks!
you ever wanted to be a lumberjack? McDiablo
No I haven't. I have wanted to have a huge ax though.
is buddy staring at me way over there ont he other side of the
cottage? whay is this place called a cottage? its nicer then
my apartment? it has a dishwasher, a/c, satellite? what the
hell? whay is all hte music in this cottage like being on an
Buddy likes you. It's why he put on the romantic music and rented
such a nice cottage. Be careful if he offers you strange drinks
many times do you have to explain to your relatives about your
Not as much as you'd think. Most just ignore it or forget it
you answer these questions do you think I will see the responses
ever? Well maybe if u email them to me cause I will forget?
Maybe you should bring your lazy ass back here and check them
don't people like white roofs? Even though there are huge benefits
to having one. - TotseLoz
White houses can be blinding on sunny days.
what would you do if you found a dead
body..... in your bathtub.... after a crazy insane party, that
wasnt at your house?? ~Lizro~
Most likely I'd poke at the body with a toothbrush or something
since I've seen a REAL dead body. After that, I'd leave. Not
my house, not my problem.
do you think should cost more money? -two camels and a rock
-three dogs and half a sandal -A glass of water without any
The two camels of course
Answered by JCP
Did you know that cast iron
skillets shatter like glass from a height of three stories,
and if so, how did YOU find out, what were you attempting to
do, and why?
I only know this because you've told me. Generally, I'd be inclined
to go test this out myself, but I don't know who would give
me a cast iron skillet to throw. In fact, I'm not even sure
who I could steal one from. If anyone out there wants to send
me one to drop, I will tape it and share the results with you.
what causes dogs to puke up
Never having a dog, I'd assume that many things would cause
them to puke up blood, all of which are probably not very good
for the dog. There are people who are actually trained in this
sort of thing, I believe they call them veterinarians.
I think I may have sent
a question to the wrong person. If I have, just mentally smack
me. If I haven't, then...this is pretty pointless. Should I
just have a nap? McDiablo
We should all have a nap. We'll just pretend that the right
question went to the right person and no one will ever know
why do scientists always
claim to have discovered new things when the parts they've worked
out are probably only miniscule bits, and even they're probably
wrong anyway... I mean, It's all just the human point of view
so it might be wrong.... right? p.s. why do the buttons on my
keyboard keep running away from me? It took an hour to type
They have to start somewhere, slowly figuring out where they've
gone wrong or not. It's part of the process so just help out
and shave your ass for testing purposes already. They said they'd
pay you, so what's the problem? The reason your keys are running
away are due to your mistreatment of them. The only way to gain
their friendship again is to type out nice things. I'd give
you examples, but my keyboard doesn't like that sort of thing.
How could you possibly
fit through doorways if you were extremely fat? Do they manufacture
doorways for the 'extra wide' folks or is it one of those Santa-down-the-chimney
Being that fat would mean you stay in whatever room you happen
to be in. I guess larger doors could be installed, but that
money should instead be invested in getting rid of the weight.
I can't imagine it feels good to go through life dragging all
Do you think people would actually
come to a web page featuring my crappy artwork? -ferretchick
If you made a half decent site and spammed all your friends
and family with the URL, then I'm sure that some people would
actually view your crappy artwork.
How many licks does it
take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I got 1179. :) -hufflebunny
Those are sort of sick, so I don't eat them. In order to confirm
your results, you need to test every day for a month. Let us
know how it goes.
If the world is made up of mostly
water, why is it called Earth? Why do people think that aliens
can cross fathomless expanses of space and time, only to arrive
on earth and crash, and die. So they can invent an interstallar
drive, but they cant invent seat belts? Or an airbag?!
The surface of the Earth is covered with mostly water. The Earth
itself is most definitely not made up of mostly water. No matter
what type of craft any species creates, I'm sure there will
always be ways to have accidents in it and crash. Just because
they can build ships doesn't mean they can't have accidents.
hey bro wow u have awnsered
alot of questions in the time u have bin doin this how do u
find the time? Sean
Bro? I'm a chick. DC is the one who has spent far too much time
answering these questions, as I've been at it for less then
a year and he has been answering them for many years.
Yo dude im a vegitarian
and my freinds think im stupid cause i actualy care about sumthing
they alwayz try to make eat meat the bastards do u think they
think im stupid because im diffrent u think im right. u seem
like a diffrent person soo ill ask u .... SEan
I've been a vegetarian for a number of years now, so has DC
and our friend Schizoid. People are annoying and for some reason
feel inclined to try to go against other peoples ideas and choices.
Ignore them. If they can't deal with it, then don't spend time
with them. It's rude for them not to respect your choice.
What's the mystery of
If I told you, then Nancy Drew would kick my ass.
I've found the answer to the
meaning of life. but just to confirm i'm right, i'd like you
to tell me the answer.
Uh huh. Nice try.
how do you make a fake pussy
from house items?
Being that I am female, I have never had the need to create
a fake one. I have the real thing ALL the time and NO you can't
play with it.