Answered by: JCP
I dont get the answers to Aprils Qestionaire and What-ifs posted
within this week, I will picket any further answering to Questionaires
and What-ifs BY EVERYONE. So dont question my power. Im slipping
back to reality with lack of attention to my pointless needs...
Im beggining to notice things outside...and other beings like
I.Help!Help! post.... just post.. i lie.. i cannot make people
not answer the Questionaire and What-ifs except for myself and
Peanuts and schizo the clown... who are just differnt versions
of myself.So POST THEM.please... ? Do you want to put up with
this in the Q&A every week?_MYmyMY
How about you shut the hell up and stop whining? When you sent
this in it was May 2nd, and you know, I was going to type an
explanation to you but fuck that.
What does IudSis
mean? Random people scream it at me on a regular bases. At first
i thought, they were trying to seduce me... but im still unsure_lil_Cakey_
I have no idea. Then again, people are pretty messed up and
say stupid things all the time.
what if one person in this world
could know everything about you just by one touch?
I'd shake their hand and laugh as they dropped the ground screaming
in agony. Then, I'd kick them just to make sure that they weren't
Which would you choose to do:
Huff gas or sniff paint? McDiablo
Sniff paint. I know that there are many people who like the
smell of gas, but I am not one of them. I would much prefer
the paint smell.
What was your favourite toy
as a kid? McDiablo
Well I went through several as I grew up. First it was Winnie
the Pooh. It was a huge bear that was almost bigger then I was!
After that I liked Fisher Price toys, the house, plane and people.
After that, I think it was a Cabbage Patch Kid (Joyce, now
in sock monkey porn.) After that I liked Transformers. (They're
more then meets the eye.)
I bought a belt for four dollars.
The thing was, I bought it at a thrift store and all the stuff
there was donated at one time or another. This belt looks like
it's never been worn. Why do you think that is? McDiablo
Perhaps a fat person bought it in the hopes that they'd slim
down but then didn't and decided to just give it away after
watching one of those home organization shows like Clean Sweep.
Do you think there is a more
worthy cause that I could donate my atoms to? - Mzebonga
Oh yes, the TID research fund. We need all the help we can get
for obvious reasons.
If you ever find a spork will
you give it to me? I love sporks. -bluemonkeyfearer
Sure. I don't think I've run across many of them in my lifetime,
which so far I think is a good thing. You can have them all!
what is that slimey green stuff
under my little brother's bed?-bluemonkeyfearer
I would tell you, but then you would be incredibly grossed out.
(For those that aren't bluemonkeyfearer, the slime is what happens
when little boys jerk off and try to keep it under their bed
in the hopes that it will grow into another person. Sometimes
little brothers are very dumb.)
what are your thoughts on The
Rocky Horror Picture Show? eva
I think it's funny, but I haven't seen it many times or own
it. If it's on tv and there isn't much else to watch, then sometimes
I'll watch it.
scorpions are in the moon as
we speak what is your interest in thier vaginal hormones?Thathinguywhois
You're just trying to use your words of the day off your calendar
aren't you? Well we're not impressed.
Kill bill is a unique and funny
movie are you as fascinated with efficent death as I am?Thathinguywhois
I just saw this last weekend actually and yes I thought it was
good. It's not good in the sense there is a deep plot, but all
that blood splurting around, that was great! I too would like
a sword to go around and chop people up with.
I OFTEN STARE AT MY 98 YEAR
OLD GRANDMOTHER IN THE BATH AND I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MY
FATHER.AM I NORMAL?
I'd have to say that no, you're not normal. As for your grandma,
she must get some sense of pride over the fact that she is 98
and still found sexually attractive by someone.
Wow! It been yearZ since I have
come to theinsanedomain.com I see a whole lot has changed. LotZ
of fantastic stuff. Before you use to have a "insane quotes/sayings"
or something like that. Will that be coming back?
YearZ? You mean years. What happend to that list is that it
became 'Insane thoughts
& ideas'. It's pretty much the same thing.
what is an antonym for opinionated?
Salad. Salads have no opinions at all.
how to get a girl to say yes
to be your girlfriend
Well first you have to actually talk to her and hang out. You
can't just start sending 'Will you be my girlfriend' emails
to everyone in the hopes that one will say yes.
What is basal metabolism? nicname..dude
It's the body's metabolism in a fasting and resting state in
which just enough energy is being used for cell activity, respiration,
and circulation to maintain life.
Im into rimmin, is that wrong
Not if the people you are with are into it as well. So always
make sure you ask them, and that they know what it means.
Answered by: JCP
Have you ever got
the urge in midst of walking or strolling to stop and just stand?
I mean for no real reason.. just stand... not to be catching
your breath, admiring scenery, waiting for anyone to arrive
or plan to steal a bank,store or car. Maybe no where near a
house or car... to just stand there and stand... Its a unvalid
activity but i sudenly got that urge one day and i didnt have
any angst towards walking at that moment. I stood and stood...
wasnt really doing anything except Standing.-Stnd
Sure I have. So I've stood there for awhile until security dragged
me out the door. It was fun while it lasted though, and I would
do it again. Good job on your standing as well.
I was trying to
do my English assesment task on Anne Sexton, a famous poet and
I searched under her poem 'Music swims back to me analysis'.
However it brought me here. Any idea?
Well I'd suggest to try your search again, as well as to carefully
read through this entire website to see if we have any hidden
information on her for you.
Its saturday?!?!? Where are they you fucking slackers... Screw
this website.I have better things to do... my barbie is gonna
It was updated you dipshit. Screw you.
Y'know, I read
Nothing Really and I don't think enough people appreciate Nothing
Really, so I'm going to use this question as a blatant plug
for Nothing Really. Aren't I nice? Why don't you turn every
instance that I say Nothing Really into a link to Nothing Really?
Then more people might read Nothing Really and Nothing Really
would be more popular. - Mzebonga
Someone actually reads it? Wow, even though it's just you, I'm
still impressed. And no, I'm not liking to it each time you
say it, just this one
link will do. Wait a minute, you're drunk aren't you?
When the fuck do
I get to dismissively answer these questions again? I want to
let these people know how much they annoy me and how much I
hate them... - Mzebonga
Don't you HAVE a site for that? Last time I looked it was called
Someone in a question
before me said sex... Should I have a fourth triple JD? - Mzebonga
See, I knew it, you're drunk. That's ok, I assume everyone is
messed up somehow on here. So go ahead, pour yourself another,
and pour one for me too.
Do you know whats
insane, in the first Question in the Questionaire I went under
5 different Nicknames and Got 5 good question awards. I am eithar
wasting my time or I have no time to waste... oh man... I did
that thing 5 times... with thought put into it... Im pathetic,
Advice on how to live life? -DiZaCakeBlt Gargles shamfully...
Well filling out the answers five times is living life. As for
the rest of the time, I say you start collecting something and
maybe that will count as having a 'life'. I don't really know
as I don't have a life either.
Yes!Yes!Oh My God!
Yes!Yes!OOOO! I Have Received..oooo.. I Haaaave 16....6...sixxxteeennn
... ooooooohhhhh...ah ah aaaa GOOD ANSWER AWARDS!well out of
the 24 answers i submitted in the questionaire and What-ifs.But
YIPEE anyways.Well its only 8 misses, and im sure my creativity
died out somewhere in that month. What an uneventfully month...hehehe...
who am I kidding? Its an obvious uneventful life. I should do
some effort into questions..hmmm.. nah I like getting pleasure
more. So,whats it like to give orgasams to viewers? and to be
lied too... (clues will tell you those answers where from one
person but you dont care,righhhtt?)-BAGDIZA
Wow, did you light up a smoke after this? Do you print them
out and frame them? Do you carve notches into your monitor?
Are you in any
way discouraged by the fact that people take the Questionnaires
and What Ifs over and over again but use pseudonyms? - Mzebonga
I prefer it to the same name over and over. At least this way
I can imagine that lots of people come here and answer them
instead of maybe 10 bored people.
should i have sex
with the green grocery market elves that live in the produce
section, you know the ones who take bites out things and leave
them or who mix different vegetables with each other and make
your bananas rot the next day after you buy them and stuff Thatthinguywhois
NEVER have sex with those little freaks. If anything, fuck the
bread elves, they're much nicer. Those produce elves are diry
nasty whores and not in fun ways.
How comw this computer
will not let me send answers to the questionnaire and what-ifs?-bluemonkeyfearer
It hates you? I can't really help you if you don't tell me the
error you get.
Why do I
always realize that I have mispelled a word AFTER I press the
It's the way of the world, it likes to do embarassing things
to you like that.
My mom has misplaced
her wallet. Do you know where it is? McDiablo
Near her bed somehow. When she finds it she'll know what I meant.
As for you, you need to contact
me since I have lost your email address.
My printer is being
a bitch again. What should I do to abuse it this time? McDiablo
Beat it with it's own toner and then jam ugly paper into it
until it begs for mercy.
note: what is a
lot?? note:why would i HIT F5 ,,? just to get the latest version
OF,,,,,,, WHAT!????!!!!!!,,,,,F5!! F5 -is the latest version
of F5. this sounds like one of them computer "bugs,allergys,OR
whatever worrys you,,, kind of thing" ,BUT ,,,,,,,,MY QUESTION
IS..,,,DO I HAVE THE LATEST VERSION OF THIS INSANE QUESTION
OR NOT!!!!!!? i f not, please do the best you can.. thank ya'
very much rayyo77 .
If you can see this answer then yes, it's the latest version.
For those that come here a lot (every day), then if they don't
have their browser cashe set properly, they won't see the most
updated stuff when they come here. So by hitting F5, it refreshes
the page and hopefully brings up the newest version.
According to a
speech i have to give tomorrow, the bluemonkeys captured me
again and gave me a huge carved saphirre monkey award for being
the most elusive person they have ever persued. Then, out of
shock, I leap off of the nearest cliff, which is, unfortunately,
only 10 feet high. I break both my legs. In the hospital, the
doctor steals my saphirre monkey and sells it to buy a pair
of wooden shoes. Should I attempt another suicide, or go on
a crazed random killing spree, or go join the blue monkeys?-bluemonkeyfearer
Crazed killing spree. Never just give up and join anything until
you've had a killing spree. I mean, you could try it, but you'll
find that it's just not that great.
Answered by: JCP
Why is it that
guys can come out of the bathroom raving about how large, smelly,
or satifying a crap they just had, but girls palm tampons (unused
and clean), and whisper when asking to borrow one? Are we afraid
of what guys will think, or other girls? i kindof want to walk
to the bathroom someday with one (unused) behind my ear like
a pencil.... Eva psychotic
Girls are stupid when it comes to this. We piss blood for a
week. This is something that scares the hell out of a lot of
people out there. Sure, it's a bit of a pain in the ass to deal
with, but hey, it's a whole lot better then popping out a brat.
It's like being fearful of asking for a tissue to blow your
nose. So walk to the bathroom with it behind your ear. If people
get grossed out by knowing you're normal, then they've got some
issues of their own and need to grow up. If they get all whispery
about it, bring out the old one and have them suck on that for
why is hip-hop
so unbelievably crap? does it have anything to do with how silly
the name sounds? what kind of music do sock monkeys like to
listen to (or does it vary)? hope it's not hip-hop. - Sven the
Not being a sock monkey, I can't really say, but those sock
monkeys I do know do not like hip hop in any way. Sven? Is that
you? I haven't seen you since that night in July. Sorry I left
before you woke. Thanks for the massage though.
what is up with sexuality i mean what is up with that? confused
What is up with the annoying 'what is up' bits in your question?
do you like cheddar
Yes I do actually. Are you sending me some?
My mom's spaghetti
sauce tasted like it was missing one ingredient. Do you know
what it was? McDiablo
Since I am not allowed in the kitchen while food is being prepared,
I really can't help you. I know there should be tomatoes in
spaghetti sauce, so maybe that was it, though I doubt it. I
guess I've had mushrooms in mine before, so that's it, it was
mushrooms. You're in BC right? I bet you can find some good
mushrooms to use.
Why do people get
all irate when the Questionnaire and What If results aren't
posted super fast? I can feel your frustration. McDiablo
Aww, see, I knew most of you regulars got it. It takes awhile
to get those things put together due to my inadequacies with
ASP and data driven websites. The people complain are the people
So, have you given
in and started cheering for the Calgary Flames? They bumped
my team out, but still....*sigh* Go, Flames, Go. McDiablo
Oh yes, I will cheer for any Canadian team still in it. My team
got bumped out too.
Do you love your
Of course. Is that really all you could come up with? You're
sitting there, the textbox sitting empty waiting for your question
and that's what you came up with? That's just sad.
HA!!!! I got a
100% on my bluemonkey speech, but I left out the insane killing
spree. Do you think I would have gotten expelled if I would
have included it?-bluemonkeyfearer
You got 100% without the killing spree? That doesn't seem right.
The killing spree is the most important part of any story. Without
that, there is no story.
I am getting
very VERY angry... four of my textbooks are missing...someone
apparently thinks that it is very fun to steal from me... I
must kill...but who???? Who, JCP, who????? Who should i stab
with my pencil?!?!?!? Must.....kill....-bluemonkeyfearer
First, kill all humans. Then, check and see if they are in your/a
parents/a friends car.
Where did we convert
from calling a gardening tool a hoe to calling women hoes? I
just can't make the transition? -ChunkyFlamingoTesticles
Now before you say this to a gardening hoe, I think you should
learn the truth. Ho should be the right way to spell it if you're
talking about the chick. Hoe is the gardening tool. Ho, the
insult, is a short form of hooker. See that? Hooker.
Somehow all the other letters in the word were dropped. Make
sense now? So make sure you address the hoes differently from
they call pens pens and why do the call dogs dogs and why do
they call tress tress who makes up these dicky words.
Some chick named Merriam
Webster came up with those words.
If we are
all suposed to be related and incest is wrong, how exactly did
it happen that we came to be? -RedCavyRS99
I don't know what kind of school you go to but I'd run away
if I were you.
why does porn with
vaginal, turn me on more than anal? -JubeJubes
The anal porn makes you cringe thinking about having stuff jammed
up your ass. That, and/or you appreciate seeing a chick fucked
normally instead of up the ass.
Why does the print
run off the newspaper, onto my hands? is it some sort a tracking
device so the sock monkeys can come and rape us??? or are Crusty
and Dusty gonna some and steal our chocolate raisins?! :o -Hufflebunny
It's not rape if they get you drunk enough to say yes first,
oh wait, that's not right either. Crusty and Dusty can't have
chocolate as it's toxic to dogs. The ink is rubbing onto your
hands so that it gets into your blood. If you handle enough
newspapers, you will have enough of it in you to be traced by
How come in the
literal sense suck and blow have perfectly opposite meanings,
but figuratively they mean pretty much the same thing?
That's the beauty of slang, it doesn't have to follow any sort
ok see I keep having
these dreams about flying and I end up on the floor......I think
my spirit must be leaving my body to fly........am I really
flying? I keep seeing Peterpan everywhere I think he wants to
take me to neverland with him should I go? Hes teaching me how
to fly........ thanks urs truly fairyphantasy
If you stopped falling asleep during crap children's movies,
you wouldn't have this problem. Unplug your TV and don't watch
it for a month, you'll see how suddenly you stop dreaming.
you think david corona has a crush o me Rosalinda Hernandez?
do you think juan still loves me?or do i have a chance with
david corona?do you think he has a crush on me?
I think you should shut the hell up. Juan and I hate you.
Where did the saints
go marching in to? The pawn shop? Cause I hate that song. If
so, what did they pawn their instruments for? -Hufflebunny
You'd LIKE me to tell you wouldn't you? Well I'm not falling
for that trick hufflebunny, you can't fool me into giving away
secret plans. Well you just never mind where they go marching
and I'd advise you NOT to ask anyone else about this or I'll
tear off your paws and use them for keychains.
How long will the
Bush Cabal supress the worlds 2nd largest oil supply so the
they and their rich friends can manipulate the supply side and
get richer? I mean are prices suppose to drop when supply is
high? Not fuqin be $2.50????? Thanks, Enroned
This will go as long as millions of idiots keep letting him
do it and just watch those idiots vote him in again or have
him fix it like he did last time. And no, I am NOT in the US.
I live in Canada.
the edge of randomness?
That's a hard thing to determine. (Haha, I said hard.) How about
you send a few ideas in and I'll tell you why they're wrong.
What would you
do if you had just finished firing up a few bodies in the retorts
of the gothic funeral home crematorium you lived in, and upon
returning to your old wooden coffin filled attic apt. via the
spooky old hydraulic lift to check upon the progress of a haunting
tape recording you were processing in its gabled wing, you turn
to see a transclucent horizontal double-tapered vaporous wisp
bending its way at waist heigth around the door behind you and
across the room against the windowpanes where it subsequently
rolls itself up like a qivering carpet, and with a loud "pop"
knocks both lower panes out tinkling onto the roof, then stretching
itself through both openings without breaking the frame it passes
straight out into the twilight 13 yards or so, makes a sharp
90 degree turn to the right (like a snake around a sharp corner),
in midair... travels, turns right again.... you hear "scritch
scritch scritch on the roof as it sounds like it scratches its
way back toward the buildings crematory stack....Whadya do when
you'd always wondered why the windows kept breaking outward
around the place, and you we're often, unfortunately blamed,
though when the answer appears and its completely anomalous
and seemingly ludicrous to describe to anyone as an excuse for
such an event???
Well first of all, I'd try discussing it with the ghost. Asking
it to stop doing that might work, and then you don't have to
tell anyone (living) about any of it. If that doesn't work,
then I'd quit and find a new job. Some ghosts are just rude,
but that doesn't mean you have to put up with it.
if watching tv
or movies in the dark is bad for your eyes...then does that
mean that the movie makers n such are trying to kill us all?
If anything, I'd worry about them trying to kill us with horribly
shitty movies and that goop they call 'simulated butter'.
Answered by: JCP
so sometimes when
i go to sleep i wake up gagging on mucus and then coughing.
i try going back to sleep with like 2 pillows, and yet again
wake up gagging. it causes me to cough to the point of almost
puking. just recently i got up in case i DID puke, and i coughed
so hard that i pissed myself and puked snotty slime and food
onto the floor. o ya, im also pregnant so that might b some
key factor but really, i'm clueless as to why i cough and puke
up slime. could you help me out? ~pukeypreggy
As long as you don't touch me with your stomach, everything
is cool. As for your puking problem, you are having a frog baby
and are puking up the extra slime and such that it has somehow
produced down there.
would you go to the back door and scream "Tell me the shore!"
in one day if you had 70 70 and why?
Only once because after that it's just wrong.
What would happen
if I went up to my English teacher who is a hard ass and smacked
her on the as.
I would think that the ass would be hard, causing your hand
to hurt, and then I would imagine that she'd be very upset and
you'd be in a lot of trouble.
happen if i told my ex- boyfriend to " Die bastard Die"! And
I keyed his car? Queenjen
Being charged for the damage to his car might occur, but mostly
I'd imagine you'd become the 'psycho bitch ex' that he could
talk about at parties.
What if pigs had
long stringy hair what do you think they would be called?
why do some humans
have really messed up noses?
That's just the way it is. What I'd like to know is why so many
people have such messed up heads and yet are so unfun.
ever happend to that b**** named khia, the girl that talks about
cracks & p****. She wanted to be a striper. bye hoes!!!!!! s***
to many,a** chesse.
I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, you must have gotten
here by accident.
If you wanted Bunny
paws for keychains, why wouldn't you just rip off happy bunny's
and use them, instead of hurting your number 1 fan? -holds up
sign saying JCP feebly- -Hufflebunny
If it weren't for the sign then you'd have bloody stumps instead
of paws. So you get to keep your paws!
If i stoped
wearing make- up do you think that my popular friends would
still like me? I really hope not because they only like me because
they think that we look like we would be friends. I am very
confused about the situation. Queenjen
Don't be a dumbass. You're not friends with them.
School is out tomorrow.
Should I be happy? -bluemonkeyfearer
I would be! Hurrah!
So I havn't truely
stayed at home for the last 6 nights... that is becasue I have
been away. Is it a bad thing to go away for a bit... ummm almost
like every other week??!?! ~Jeepster
No way, enjoy it while you can. One day you'll be worth more
sitting in the garage then out riding trails. It's ok though,
you'll be a collectors item. Oh wait, you're actually a Jeep
It has been sunny
and hot for like the last week, or more!! When will it rain
so we don't have so many stupid forest fires this year, cuz
those are some scary things! ~Jeepster
If it helps any, then sure, I'll say you get some rain. I know
it's raining here, does that help?
Do we really need
a gall bladder? I mean...really? McDiablo
My mother had hers removed, and she's still alive, so it appears
that no, we don't really need one.
If you met one
of your favourite authors, what would you say to him/her? McDiablo
My most favorite are dead (Isaac Asimov & Douglas Adams),
so I could say anything I wanted to their dead bodies really.
As for living authors, I think I'd talk to Chuck Palahniuk and
say, well I'd say I liked his books. Beyond that, I really don't
know, it'd depend on the situation but I'd always be sure to
thank them for writing their books.
bread right now. What are you craving? McDiablo
Ceasar salad at East Side Marios (minus the bacon). Which is
good, as I'll be eating there tonight!
Are buffalo wings
made out of buffalo?
I was only informed of this stupidity the other day and words
can not express how I feel about this stupidity. I am hoping
that the stupid bitch is unable to breed.
Why do you get
in trouble or thrown in jail for killing someone????
Well it all depends on who you are and how you do the killing
now doesn't it? Not all killings put people in jail. Some people
are paid to do it.
Hmm...Do you really
think it was a wise idea for me to sell my soul to Mephistopheles
for power and knowledge? After all...I got a hot girlfriend
out of it, but she gave herself up to god...and I got everything
I ever wanted...but it never made me happy...should I ditch
out on the contract??? Faust
For what? You're a whiner and will never be happy with anything.
So shut up already and thank you for speaking in a way that
I can easily understand.
Answered by: JCP
What would a Fly
be called if it didnt have wings?-... GODS APPRENTICE
Stonrant. That much is obvious.
Are you and yours
the upcoming leaders of our nation? If so, we'd better gramb
our ankles and kiss our butts good-bye!
I am the leader of the future, and realistically, I'd probably
do a better job of it since my head isn't so far up my ass that
I can't see straight. My kind of insanity is much more fun.
Which do you prefer?
Super NES, Nintendo 64, or Gamecube?
I haven't played on a Gamecube yet, so I would have to go with
the N64. If you want to send me the Gamecube then I'd be able
to give you a full review.
I had a freezie
for breakfast today. What's the oddest thing you've eaten during
the morning hours? McDiablo
Breakfast foods are all mushy and nasty, so I normally eat anything
except breakfast foods in the mornings. Perhaps the strangest
thing ever was spaghetti and garlic bread.
My dad never closes
his mouth when he burps--well, hardly ever. My mom gets after
him all the time. I'm sure she's told him to close his mouth
for as long as they've been married (23 years). Will he ever
stop or should I tell my mom to give up? McDiablo
Maybe it's their 'thing'. Parents are messed up like that and
I'd bet they enjoy it on some level.
We own this really
old exercise bike. I bet it's about 40 years old. What's the
weirdest old item you own? McDiablo
I have music/song books from the 20s to 40s. Also, I have slate
records from the 20's and 30's, yet I do not know how to use
a record player. I don't collect these items, they were given
to me and I have no idea what to do with them.
Yo. People dont
like Mustard.It is really gross and sour like sour milk. so
why do people still eat it?- BoB D. Mouse
I know many people who LOVE it and I can not understand at all
why they like it. Perhaps there is something horribly wrong
with these people.
(who ever that is) cracks corn and no body cares why did they
make a song about him?- BoB D. Mouse
Why is everyone suddenly obsessed with Jimmy and his cracking
What is the most
interesting thing you have done with a food product? -fishmankurtus
I know you're looking for some sort of sexual answer invovling
bananans and such, but that's for my paying customers only.
a murder case for example, and the worried (parents) or whatever
ask if you have found the killer yet, and the agent or whatever
says they have some solid leads. How can you be close to finding
the killer for you have more than 1 lead?-freak
They could all be leading to the same person, but yet count
as several 'leads'.
how do birds copulate?
Physical aspects- I really do not know.
They fling worms at each other and somehow eggs appear in the
nest they've built. If you don't believe me, go watch some birds
for awhile and prove me wrong.
Would my ex-boyfriend
be mad if I keyed his car, and then shaved his head. I'm sure
that anything is an improvement to what he looks like now. Queenjen
Why would you want him to look better? If anything, key his
face. Uh, insert legal stuff about me not being responsible
if you actually do this <here>.
how come in the
shower, does hot water make have to pee?
Your muscles get all warm and relaxed. Easiest way to avoid
this (obviously) is to piss before you have a shower.
why are there 10
chickens giving each other pedicures in my bathtub? -Hufflebunny
10? If it were 8 or less I'd say just kick them out, but 10?
I think you will have to just pretend they're not there until
there are 8 or less.
Is it sad that
grade 8's and 9's at my school spend their lunch hours in the
school library playing pokemon and magic cards?
At least they're not practising being boy/girl bands. Pokemon?
Ok, they're just too old for that, tell them to stop.
What should i do
if every time i pass a small child or mentally handicapped person
they begin to scream, and try to run away? I even tried leaving
my wings, horns, and sandwichboard claiming "the apocalypse
is now" at home. nothing has worked. i even procured a mirror
at one point.... Eva Psychotic
If YOU stopped screaming and trying to run AT them, then I think
you'd find they wouldn't scream back etc. Give it a try tomorrow
and see how it works out for you.
been a while since I've been here (and I'd be lying if I said
I hadn't missed it).......anyways, to my question: Do you think
it would be possible that one day EVERYTHING will be done by
computers.........for example, school children would be taught
by a computer and we wouldn't have to drive cars because a computer
would drive them for us...........and in the mean time, all
us humans just get fatter and lazier as we watch T.V shows like
Jerry Springer all day and eat fried chicken. Possibly those
T.V shows would be hosted by a robot........the possibilities
are endless. Am I over reacting to the technological world we
live in?....who knows. Maybe I've just been drinking too much.
Not to mention the frequent use of cannabis..........oh well,
sorry for making this so long, I tend to rant sometimes. Love
RealmO-K,.......see your special now, cos' I signed it with
"Love"....damn I'm a geek...........
Welcome back! Sure, it's possible, and it's possible the human
population would also need to be thinned out for this to work,
or for other planets to be populated. With machines doing so
much, less people are needed. Right?
Why do they call
the garden tool a hoe?
The word 'rake' was already taken.
Should I have motion
sensors attached to the back of my head so the velour robo rats
don't eat my hair follicles?thathinguywhois
That's a good idea and I strongly suggest you implement it immediately.
When will you just
admit that your site is shit without DC?
Never. In fact, it's become better. I'm expecting something
from DC soon that I can post online here, as I was told that
he would be able to eventually start sending out letters if
he was well behaved.
Is it wrong
that teachers often buy cakes to share Amongst themselves, and
eat it in front of the students?
They'd share but it's soaked in alcohol and then you students
would know they're drunk all the time.
with Marble Cheese, Mild, or Old? -Hufflebunny
Marble or old is fine with me. I don't need it cut up any fancy
way or anything though. Thanks.
Answered by: JCP
Which do you prefer?
Hockey or Ringette?
I have metal
in my elbow because of breaking it and having surgery. So why,
when I went to the airport, I didn't make the metal detector
beep? I was depressed.. I really wanted it to beep!
There wasn't enough metal to trigger it, so I say you break
more bones and get more metal so that there is enough.
older kids aren't allowed in the play place at macdonalds? We
like it better than the four year olds! -Hufflebunny
Too many teens with fat stoned/drunken asses got hurt.
My sister is Really Ungodly Hot and I have the most amazing
sex ever with her should I tell people? Billhgates
Do you think
that i could make a career out of sucking my own dick? Billhgates
No, so I say you just skip to the end of your life where you
fling yourself from a cliff.
If I hurt
my ex- boyfriend's car would he be mad at me? Queenjen
Get over it already. There are much better things to be pissed
about out there, so pick something else.
Every time anyone
offers me a muffin I decline because I'm afraid once I bite
into it it will contain an abundance of pubic hairs. I know
when people are afraid of things they just have to confront
them but hey, I am NOT eating pubic hair voluntarily. What do
Why aren't you afraid of all your other food having pubic hair
in it? Really, any food at all could have them in it. What did
you have for breakfast? Lunch? Did you check those foods before
eating them? I think muffins are the least of your worries.
When guys are eating
girls out and the girls lock their legs around his head and
won't let go, do the guys ever die of suffocation? You never
see that on the news.
I would think that there are some who do and everyone decides
to keep it quiet. Much like those people who get off with self
strangulation and end up killing themselves.
Sometimes you just
need a good fucking, you know?
Not by you, ever. Just so we're clear.
How many verbs
are in the Gettysburg Address?
My ex- boyfriend
is really quiet ans upset since he dumped me,should I go up
to him and start insulting him until he starts to cry and then
make fun of him in front of his friends. It would make me feel
better because i am beautiful and i am a beauty queen and he
is a fat jackass that can't even pass a badic english class
I think that you need to shut the hell up about the exboyfriend
and find something better to do with your time. Or at least
do something productive with your anger such as writing great
horror stories where exboyfriends are killed horribly.
Hi, I am
back...When I disappear where do I go and why cant I remember
what happened when Im gone? Does it have anything to do with
the smelly sugar lady who lives next door? --Monkeeskittles
I honestly would love to tell you but I just don't know. I'm
too afraid to go look in the windows of her house to find out,
so you're going to have to ask someone else.
What am I doing
here? They sent me! Why? WHY?! - chained
It's ok, you're safe now.
do you finger a girl
If you're asking then you shouldn't be touching girls.
Why am I seeing
flying rubbish bins and getting a strange urge to hide? Turquoiseraven
Your screensaver has finally taken over as it has plotted from
in porn, they never show the guy's weiner?
You're watching softporn, so they don't show it.
why is love
so blind? should iust dive into hatred and destroy myself!sexdeathmarriagedmomportion
No that's too easy. Just forget about it and do stuff that is
you belive in God?...I belive because life would be way too
easy if i did. when life is hard ,life is fun.....oh life's
like a dick when it get's hard ...Fuck it bye
All signs point to no. Next time you write in, jerk off/play
with yourself BEFORE coming here so you don't start writing
on about dicks and such.
it seem like annoying relatives never want to leave my house?
Do they really like it here that much, is it the food? how do
i get them to leave? shari
You need to have an absolute fit on the floor until they all
flee in fear. You'll want to research mad fits before you attempt
one so that you get it just right.
am i strange
Yes, we all are.
It's my birthday
wednesday, what are you gonna do? FartMonkey
I'd throw you a party but you'd throw it back at my head. Instead,
just read this on Wednesday: Happy birthday.
Answered by: JCP
What if we want
to ask a question to DC?... anyway - I was wondering, is there
any other kind of sock creature? Apart from sock monkeys. -
I'd suggest you make a note of the question, as you may be able
to ask him it soon. There are many other sock creatures, I myself
have seen pigs, elephants, grasshoppers and gorillas. If you
do a search on ebay every once in awhile then you'll see them.
Why is it browner
around your asshole when 'the sun doesn't shine' there? - Mort
Since I don't know, I suggest that you find the answer yourself.
All you'd need is a mirror, a tanning booth (or somewhere that
allows you to have your ass in the sunlight for awhile), a camera
and a journal to make notes in.
do you loose cravity?
Cravity is not a word so I'm not sure what you're talking about..
I was sick
for two days with a cough and sore throat. On the third day,
I felt better--like I had conquered the illness. Then the next
day I woke up with one plugged up nostril. Today, the fifth
day, I have a stuffed up/runny nose. What does my body have
against me? McDiablo
It was just bored and wanted something to do for awhile. Once
it's had its fun, I'm sure you'll be healthy again. What you
need to do is a wider variety of slurpees to keep it amused.
my camera?! McDiablo
It might have been those invisible troll monkeys that like to
take pictures of mud and then break the camera. They're very
annoying, and the only way to stop them is to beat them about
the face with a stick.
Do you like tortillas?
If so, what do you like to put in them? McDiablo
I had these yesterday! In it was lots of cheese, some peppers
and mushrooms. It was great, and I just might have another today.
If I was you all
along, then who in the fuck was playin' me?
I like reading
things that mean stuff, but why does it seem like nothing means
Either you are not grasping the meaning of things you read,
or you are simply reading the wrong things. If you can't find
anything that means anything, then write your own stuff that
your sexy...wanna ride in my pouch?
As attractive as your offer is, I'm going to have to say NO.
they have sanitary napkins in sanitariums, would they call the
ones in insanitariums insanitary napkins, even if they're just
as clean? FartMonkey
No, they, as in the administration, wouldn't call them insanitary.
The patients might call them that though, and those in there
due to germaphobia would freak out, thinking they're saying
unsanitary, and refuse to use them. They would probably try
to use toilet paper rolls then, and that wouldn't work very
well at all, but hey, they're crazy so what can you expect?
on Myspace? just asking, i don't know if it's been asked before,
and besides, i've nothing better to ask, i jut miss u guys and
wanted u to know i'm still lingering around the darkest corner...-
No I'm not actually. There are people that have stolen our images
to use for that, but we don't have accounts there or anything.
A LiveJournal account has been set up, but nothing done with
it yet. I will mention it in my Nothing
Really section when it does get used.
gnome. yes, in the photographs on your website. tell me where
you bought/stole/found this creature. i have a bit of an...obsession...with
garden gnomes...and dragon tea....but anyway, that is a truly
awesome garden gnome. I shall name him Gertrude. and you shall
tell me where you accuired him.-Morshada
The garden gnome you speak of belongs to Chester Cheesebun and
his wife Shannon. I believe that this one wandered in one night
in search of a place to stay during a particularity cold winter
night in Ottawa. I'm still not sure exactly what his name is
due to it's heavy accent, so we just call him whatever name
we come up with at the time. I will try Gertrude on him the
next time I see him, and inform him of your kind offer of shelter
should he decide to leave Ottawa.
were faster and stronger and dumber than horses, might horses
sit on people? well I;m sure quite a few horses are more intellegent
than a good lot of people, in a boring sense in which intellegence
is measured on a scale, but greph, I'll stop babbling on...-Morshada
Sure, I guess they could. They'd probably make us fancy saddles
too, but would they make them of leather? I can't really see
horses killing cows to make leather.
so there's this turtle, see? And he lives in the creek across
the bridge from my house, see? So everyday I walk by and there
he is, in the exact same spot, looking back at me. Except for
one day, there was another turtle with him. Watching. What is
up with these turtles?!?!?! love, When's Lunch?
Lunch is in about an hour.
What do you do
for a living?... I just got this crazy idea of you being an
english teacher... Wow... Im now convinced that you are I bet
thats an upgrade form your real job, Im not exactly sure. Talk
about it hun, Share with us, your LIFE._Dearly Sincere
Computers. I'd tell you more but then I'd have to do a lot of
extra typing. I'm not sharing my life with you, it's MINE.
what if I die tomorrow
Then you better write out your will today, as well as destroy
all that embarrassing stuff you don't want others to see when
they clean out your room/place.
will you ever do
SOMETHING about those irritating noises that keep popping up
everytime I forget to take my lithium? Hmmmm?! Pleeze?!
I'd be glad to help. Simply contact my office and once we've
arranged payment (and you've paid) then I will take care of
the problem for you.
Damn, I haven't
been here in a while. I'm sorry!!! But, um, yeah...any idea
as to when DC's going to be back...? Or did you kill him and
feed his body to fire ants? ~CasualFatality
I have a pretty good idea when he's coming back. To be honest,
I did think about killing him and feeding his body to fire ants,
but decided that it was too much work.
Do you think that
I should go to community or state college? Queenjen
Well that depends on a lot of things, so I say you go with both.
does the depreciation
of gasoline cars go up or down as we go from gas to electric/hydrogen?
I was all ready to answer your question until I got to the pizza
part. Now I want pizza. PIZZA!
why are girls hoes
when they sleep with a mass amount of people but if guys do
they are cool as hell
Whoever told you all this lied. That doesn't make them cool.
What would you
do if you found a horse in your bed?
I'd be pretty pissed off and it would spark another war between
myself and the horses. The way it stands now, we have agreed
to stay off each others turf and to avoid all contact. So far
it's worked well, so I would assume that any breach of this
agreement would be an act of war.
Do you ever expirence
reading really fake wierdness? You know they may spew out some
abitrury words and crack a sick comment, Have you ever picked
up on one those types of entrys/emails to your site? I notice
it quite a bit sometimes reading questions... Do u?__Modisesmemesm__
Yes, and a great deal of it gets deleted as well.
How Do you feel
and beastility? your comments. Humans in need of special treatment?
or an animals favour?-Im sure your opinion breaks these walls
or lefty and righty. Cant wait......_COOking
Animals shouldn't be fucked by humans. Instead, I'm sure there
are a variety of blow up, plastic and other such toys that replace
the need for real animals.
just poo... Im boored.. wahhh.. No fun..., This just sucks ya
know. Just sucks. We wannna doo something. ENTARTAIN ME@!#@#!$!
ouchhhh.... children succckk. Yup. Now please entartain me with
a humourous rant that will tear these cocksucking bastards apart.Please?
You're not the boss of me, so instead I'll send you to
My dad has been
trying very hard to keep our 2 year old carpet stain-free. So...when
is HE going to finally drop something on it? McDiablo
This is the perfect time for you to design an elaborate trap
that involves pulleys and rope and all sorts of fun stuff that
will trip him when he's carrying food or wine. Be sure to plan
this all out using crayons.
If you had $4.
39, what would you spend it on? McDiablo
At the moment I'd spend it on coffee and pizza.
Do you ever think
about Slurpees when the time is 7:11? McDiablo
Normally no, but if I happen to see 7:11 today, then I will
think of it.
the peabody archive number of the housefly's fourth wing hinge?