Answered by: JCP
would you do if the blue monkeys really ARE coming?-bluemonkeyfearer
Since you live in fear of them, I will pretend like this couldn't
possibly happen. The reality is that they are indeed coming,
and will be here next week.
my male cat jumped through my screen to get at another male
cat outside. After an hour of searching for him in the dark,
I found him two blocks away, about to duel with a second cat!
I tried to rescue him by grabbing him by the scruff of the neck
and kicking the other cat, and my cat tried to kill me! I have
a gash on both my hand and my arm. Is my cat a minion of the
devil, or is he just stupid, or does he just have raging male-cat
It's a little of all three. Cats are like this. Your cat will
punish you later on by making you work in the kitty litter mines,
but only for a month. Next time you should install stronger
not some kind of a vagina monkey, man?
Yes you are actually.
do my cats pee everywhere in my room except for their litterbox?
Can I spork them? Do you even know what sporking is??? Have
you read the Book of Bob on http://www.geocities.com/hsrpbob/book_1
? - bluemonkeyfearer
I was going to actually read some if it, and was fogiving it
being from geocities but then all this stupid shit went floating
around the screen and I closed it. I HATE THAT CRAP! Anyone
who uses those floating things and/or those stupid comet cursors
should be shot. I dislike it so much I'm not going to answer
the rest of the questions you put with it.
comes up with all of the things on the insane thoughts and ideas
Members of TheInsaneDomain.com.
We did have my.theinsanedomain where people could add their
own, but you all suck so it failed.
Do I annoy you with my constant question-asking?-bluemonkeyfearer
Strangely enough, no. Not yet.
you been clamed to be dutch and kicked their ass for it?
Please lay off the crack before asking questions.
i love you darling like i love urine,
Do u return the favour?-BALH
No, I still hate you very much and plot your death in my spare
misspelling balh sounds appropriate sense
'things dont matter ' according to the definition... Im going
to contact websters and amaze them with my dexterity.your thoughts..?
I think you should really put some thought into each question,
and reread it before hitting send. Then perhaps Websters would
be interested, but we all know they won't be but we'll lie to
keep your hope alive. Once they turn you away (after making
fun of you) you will come back here to cry and I'll make fun
of you some more.
I was on my webcam showing off my cock again and someone reported
abuse on me! Later that day a small van pulled up, 6 guys jumped
out and stormed my house. They smashed my computer, removed
the hard drive and took three of my CD's. Now I'm shattered
and have this uncontrolable desire to show my cock. Would you
consider displaying an image of my cock on your site? THX -
Someone? IT WAS ME! I was offended the first time (once I realized
it wasn't your pinky finger) so there is no way I'd put it on
my site unless you paid me lots of money.
do you masterbate
Well first I, wait a minute, I'm not telling you. You'll just
sit there, imagining it and masterbate to it. Forget it you
How can one efficiently separate the two
halfs of a frozen bagel, after just waking up and not being
bothered to defrost it? Evil Muffin
Use a very sharp knife and slice it apart. If that doesn't work
then no bagel for you.
Hello. I was wondering how to Jack-knife
a child? The most quick and effective way please, I don't want
to hang around too long. - M. Mort
I'm not sure how you can do this to a child. Perhaps you're
too stoned to be asking questions, but if you just want to KNIFE
them, then go for the throat.
many questions per day do I have to ask before everyone at the
Insane Domain gets sick of me and tracks me down to kill me?-bluemonkeyfearer
Well no one else but me would care, as I'm the one answering
the questions. You'll find out how much is too much when I kill
you doggies know that I found this website while looking up
"insanity" online and it's been my favorite website ever since?
Okay that's a really annoying "yes or no" question but I felt
like asking it anyway.-bluemonkeyfearer
Well I'm not a doggie, but it's interesting to hear anyway.
It's amazing what people search for and end up on this site.
Here are some of the search words/phrases that people have used
and somehow got to this site: "homer simpson", "sockjob",
"mike patton", "what do ducks eat", "smurf
porn", "monkey porn", "peter aundre"
says on your rule thingy that I can't send a lot of questions
at once, does this mean don't type a lot of questions in the
same little box? Can I still type a question and send it, then
type another one and send it, and another one, and so on and
Ok NOW I want to smack you. It means don't send me in more then
10 questions a day if your name is bluemonkeyfearer. Does that
Did you know that I am obsessive about
writing stupid, insane questions? How many more do I have to
write before you track me down and kill me? Am I past my limit
Well I'm starting to realize this. That, and you're repeating
your questions too. I don't mind questions that I can come up
with answers for, but tons of questions that I can't really
reply to just get deleted. You'll figure it out when I delete
a bunch of them, but for now they seem to be enough for me to
you know that I am a sophomore in high school and I spend my
time looking around on this website instead of doing my homework?
It is truely enjoyable. Thank you to the almighty creators of
the InsaneDomain website!!!!!!!-bluemonkeyfearer
Well since you're going through it all, let me know if you find
any 404s (use the form, don't write in here). Don't forget to
tell all your friends, buy yourself a tshirt, and buy your friends
is the Monkey Butt award gonna get fixed? - bluemonkeyfearer
Eventually. I'm working on other stuff, but don't you worry
your little head about it, it WILL return. You can take down
the online shrine you created for it.
do I like to imagine my boyfriend puking? -Edriss
It makes you laugh. Actually, it makes me laugh. Now YOU puke
so I can really laugh. I'll be taking pictures to put up here
for everyone to see so they can laugh too.
suggestions on a cool public prank I can pull...I intend on
filming it so I can laugh at it when I'm drunk. Thanx JCP. RealmO-K
Public? Hmm. I'm not a great one for pranks so I'll forward
your question to Poptart and I'll post this question again the
next time I answer and will give you his answer.
love you JCP. Will you marry my brit ass? Love Mezbonga
Not only did you spell the name wrong, but obviously I know
it's not him since he sends me his love letters in the mail.
That's right, love letters and they are smeared with his deodorant
(to make it smell like him), and instead of licking the envelope
shut, he uses the cum from his jerking off to pictures of me.
I just don't feel that kind of love coming through this question,
so you are a fraud.
driving along this morning and I realize that I am not wearing
a shirt under my coat. I was in such a rush that I forgot it,
and now it's just my bra on under the coat. Normally this might
get me a pay raise or something, but today I am supposed to
meet with my boyfriends mother at this snotty brunch. I didn't
have time to turn around and get a shirt, so I just pulled a
road map out of the glove box and stuck it to myself using some
ketchup from some packets I found under my seat. When I showed
up, everyone thought I had been mugged/raped (due to the ketchup
seeping through the map) and called the cops. Before they could
arrive, I took off in my car and haven't returned home since.
What do you think I should do now? KetchupQueen
Well you need to obtain some new ID etc. Forget your old life
and embrace your new one. Also, from now on I would keep extra
clothing in your car at all times. You can't keep this sort
of nonsense up for much longer.
JCP!!! I am waving at the computer screen, even though you can't
see me! If I gave an offering of cheese to the blue monkeys,
do you think they would leave me alone?-bluemonkeyfearer
Were you REALLY waving? Tell the truth. As for the blue monkeys,
nothing you do will ever make them go away. They love you so
much they think it's hate.
insanity have a limit?-redpenguins
Yes. Everything does, it's just a matter of finding it. One
time I found it when I tried to flush too many condoms down
the toilet. It doesn't sound like much, and I'd tell you more
Why is there a Martian staring at me through
my window? And how is he there when I live on the second floor?
Woogie smeep squiffle
Martians HOVER. Did you think it was magic or something? Hell
no! In fact, if it WERE magic then you'd feel a tingling in
hard to believe, but the little chocolate store I work at is
much busier at Easter than X-mas. Which holiday do you think
I find more annoying? McDiablo
I can't imagine having to put up with people and their stupid
bunny chocolates. If the chocolate is made where you work, you
have to tell us, have you ever spit in it?
I was watching the news and they were
doing a report from inside a Christian supplies shop (don't
ask). There was a little display with a Passion of the Christ
movie image book and right in front of it were some bloody nails.
I found this...disturbing, but mostly weird. What do you think?
Don't ask? You're lucky the hilarity of the bloody nails distracted
me. Bloody nails! Hahaha.
is DC coming back?
Never. I killed the stupid fuck. Not only did I kill him, but
after he was dead, I removed his head and gave it to a daycare
so tons of little kids can chew on his eyes (and hopefully choke
on them when they come off). I took his body and shoved it into
a blender. After adding some ice and Baileys, I drank it so
I could absorb his power and insanity.
hear voices in my head. but only when i listen to the radio.
am i insane ?
I hear voices too. Sure, I have my headphones on right now,
but when they stop then I hear my own voice in my head.
WANT TO FUCK MY SISTER .FOR THIS WHAT I HAVE TO DO
You need to get a knife and mutilate yourself so that you are
incapable of having sex with anyone. Then, just to be sure you
don't ever breed, kill yourself.
JCP. Havn't spoke to you in a while, any way I'm in need of
some of your wisdom. Why is it that the easter bunny gives out
easter eggs.......but rabbits don't lay eggs?- realmO-K
That's right, yet THEY try to tell you different. Don't think
it's an accident that every holiday is full of lies. If it weren't
for the days off, I'd refuse to awknowledge them in any way.
is it taking you so long to answer questions?-bluemonkeyfearer...wait.
It's probably my fault for asking so many questions.
Well I was away in Ottawa for a number of days, but it IS your
fault actually. It was the questions, and that thing you did.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. You better come and clean up
the mess like you promised.
is the gobbly thing that hangs from a rooster's chin? -hufflebunny
I don't actually but it's terribly wrong somehow.
Answered by: JCP
in the fuck does hollywood allways have to fuck up movies based
on comic book chacters and videogames?
It's what Hollywood is good at. They try to put so many effects
in that they forget about the plot.
what would happen if one took one's shovel and dug a hole to
China but found oneself in Brazil?- SkyofStLuke
Well you'd probably have to learn yet another language, but
all in all I'd say you could still have a fun time. In the future
you might want to invest in a compass.
have a really bad cold and my stupid bitch of a mother won't
let me stay home from school. Can I kill her?-bluemonkeyfearer
Killing her would be letting her off easy. Plus, let's face
it, she doesn't really deserve death for this. For all I know,
you tell her you have a cold every day and today it just happens
to be true. I say you puke on some of the furniture, carpet
and perhaps her bed.
was going to work out today. My plans exactly were get up at
10:00 o'clock, walk to the gym and make it there for the pool
hours(12-2). WHAT HAPPENS IS... I wake up 10 times from 11:00
and finally rise at 1:14... and now i sit down eating a granola
chocolate bar on the computer doing regular stuff... now asking
you something soon. surrender and gain weight? Or shove this
bar into my skull? Shove the bar outside my window then start
confidently strutting towards the gym with toothpaste on my
face and a PHISH band shirt on (nuthin else)You decide. but
by the tiime youve read this i will have already decided on
eating 20 ice cream bars and watch taped repeats of conan o'brien....
probably until you answer.-lilCakey
Obviously waking up early to work out doesn't work for you.
Work out in the afternoons or evenings. If that doesn't work,
go out and get yourself a job to keep yourself busy. Be sure
to send me some of the money you make.
Who wrote the story "Kate" and can I write
evil hateful things to them to tell them just how sick and perverted
Are you saying there is something wrong with being sick and
perverted? I beg to differ. That story is great for those very
many people visit this website per day? (Mu ha ha I have corrupted
two more people by showing them this site) - bluemonkeyfearer
For the month of April, so far, the approx average is 11,500
hits a day. Once you've corrupted 50 people, we'll send you
your thank you gift.
you see a alien on top of a building doing cocain and ask why
it is up their and it says cocain is a powerful drug what would
you do?- simon
Well I'd leave the top of the building and allow the alien to
continue. In a world such as ours, there are many other types
of aliens for us to speak with without having to resort to drugged
up aliens on rooftops.
you saw an alien on the house next to yours with bright shining
eyes, indistinguishible skin, a clever in one hand, a tampon
in the other, and giggling with a girly dutch accent that tells
you he's gay what would you do and what would you think? - Rambo
I'd think that there are a lot of aliens on rooftops lately.
As for the alien being gay, I'd not really care, as I already
have an alien of my own and am not interested in the sexual
preference of this obviously psychotic alien. I would have to
node and agree with him, then leave the area immediately.
you think I need to ask a question to re-assert my authority
over the below-average crud that surf this website? - Mzebonga
You need to ask a GOOD question to reassert your authority.
Don't hold back because you know it will dazzle the others and
prompt all these people into another love letter writing campaign
into your website.
all superheros had tuna smelling ass crusting fish aromaed bootyholes
and you had the amazing chance to lick between the asshole which
would it be?
I have a really insane question for you---when
are the March What If and Questionaire results going to be posted?
It's already halfway through April! You disappoint me so...
I forgot. They're up now, so stop you're crying.
I enjoyed surfin on icey cold artic waves
in midst of the may 24th weekend for the last 5 years. Yesterday
i heard news that 2 people died of hypathermia, now i have an
stomach flu and my pet bird peaked out my babies eye and yesterday
i opened my front door There was shattered mirriors everywhere,
then a man with his clothes on backwards came by with his pet
chia and said hello in dutch. My ears began to bleed and a little
girl dressed up as a very sexual woman came by and offered me
sexual favours for anyone interested. Then i began to cry and
suddenly i was in the mall and the place was dark then a man
in a wheelchair guided me into his house while i kept demanding
to find my new cat who was bright red like Clifford the dog.
Then i was in his home and a magical wizard did tricks. Is this
a sign to not do mushrooms every again?-CAKES ( The computer
is melting, So hurry up and answer.)
I don't know about EVER again, but I'd certainly lay off them
for awhile and just stick with the weed for now. Give yourself
a few years to see if you want to do mushrooms again, but this
time do them while locked in a closet so that you don't have
to worry about any strange stuff happening to you. Also, never
bring a live chicken into the closet with you.
so I'm a girl and I work in a place where everyone else is a
guy. The only problem I have is that when I'm going to the bathroom,
I feel paranoid if I think any of the guys are near the bathroom
door. I'm worried that they'll hear me peeing or shitting and
will get turned on by this. Am I wrong to worry about this?
Is there anything I can do besides running the tap to ensure
they can't hear me? Thanks. Jean
Unless you're working in some fucked up place where people press
their ears up to the doors while you're in there, I wouldn't
worry about them hearing you. Most times it just sounds really
loud to you, so maybe you should try to see if you can hear
anyone while they're in there. If you can't hear them, they
can't hear you. If you can hear them, then either stop going
to the bathroom there, flush it and piss/shit while it's swirling
around etc and flush again after each time, or just stop being
a paranoid freak. On the off chance that those sick fucks ARE
listening to you, either demand a pay raise or quit.
A FERRET BE DECLAWED?
you like cheese? nullboy
Yes I do. I especially like it on pizza.
you think that I spend way too much time on this website? -bluemonkeyfearer
(my mother says that living in my own little world is a bad
thing, but I do it anyway.)
Too much time on this website? Is there such a thing? You should
be pleased to hear that I'm working on another 'Choose your
own adventure'. Everyone lives in their own little world.
will rats get sick or have problems if
they take a bath?
If you hold them under water and they stop living, then that
becomes a problem for them.
is it that when talking about jeans or pants they call it a
pair when there is actually only one article?
Things do not make sense. There a great number of these things
that do not make sense out there, and if you keep track of them,
you will be surprised at how many of them there are.
would you do if the evil ducks came and carried you down to
a street corner, duct taped you to a post and made you create
balloon sock monkeys with your toes? -Hufflebunny
I would make balloon sock monkeys with my toes until I was able
to loosen up the duct tape enough for me to tear loose. Then
I'd go kung fu on those evil ducks asses and kick their feathered
asses until they were dead.
kind of magic spell to use? Slim and snail? Puppy dog tails?
Thunder and lightning? Something frightening? - Mzebonga (PS:
Magic Dance! Magic Dance! Magic Dance! Magic Dance! Magic Jump!
Magic Jump! Magic Jump! Magic Jump! Slap that Baby make him
You were watching Labryinth without me? That's it, I'm never
inviting you to hang out with Bowie and I ever again.
children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?-hufflebunny
No, and obviously they aren't allowed to read the whole script
Which way is to the subversive horse?-poolhound
At first I had thought it was in the forest where the trees
eat those berries but upon searching online, found out that
it has actually moved into the 'Clouds of Reason'. Phone your
local florist for directions.
you wear adult diapers, are you still supposed to go into a
bathroom before you piss/shit them?
Well the idea is that if you CAN'T stop yourself from shitting/pissing,
then the diapers are there to soak it up. I'm sure some people
see it as a reason to not get up though. Buy a bag and try them
out. See how fun it is to sit in your own shit and piss.
Answered by: JCP
Why do i enjoy reading this page so much?
It must be that you enjoy the wonderful answers I give.
have this song in my head and the same line is being repeated
over and over and over...UGH. What do you usually do in this
Well I try to think of another song to repeat in my head, and
if that doesn't work, and it's a particularity bad song, then
I smash my skull in with a book.
there going to be a ton of forest fires in B.C. again this summer?
(I'm only asking this because it has barely rained in the last
few months) McDiablo
Not a ton of them, but a lot of them yes. Make sure you have
an escape route planned, as well as a bag of important stuff
like Emerald and some quarters.
about those NHL playoffs? McDiablo
They're on in 8 minutes!
you again why did the doggys go away i was kinda liking them
it was a good Idea anyway if there were fuzzy tadpoles would
you stroke them?
The doggies had to go away for awhile and give themselves a
good cleaning. They'll return. Yes, I'd stroke the fuzzy tadpoles
and then throw them at people.
yeah, the magic formula that generates a good question. I was
provided with a formula for a crap insult for my site and it
read: "(Insert Random Word in X) U look Like an (X) who was
caught giving his (X) an (X) with a huge (X) wedged up his (X).
Thats right....You're an (X) with (X) for (X) who likes to (X)
(X) with his tiny (X)". So is there a magic formula for a Good
Questions that you can extrapolate with a potractor and a set
square? Is my rhetoric going anywhere? Well, no, and I'm fast
on my way to a Monkey Butt because waffling has got to be the
worst you can do... So, my question to you has got to be, what
makes a Good Question? -Mzebonga
A good question would be one that has thought put into it, and
allows for me to put some thought into the answer. Sometimes
I give them to funny questions. Yours gets one because you put
some thought (maybe 2 seconds) into it, you stole material off
your own website, you mentioned waffling with monkey butt and
most importantly, you paid me to.
is spam REALLY made out of?????? I am not sure I want to know,
but tell me anyway.-bluemonkeyfearer
Ground up dead people, animals and old shoes.
would you do if you were told that your body was unable to support
life anymore, as in your systems were puttering out?
I'd burn all the stuff I didn't want anyone to see, say goodbye
to some people and kill myself.
you realize that cheese is from cream excreted from a cows nipples
after being fed many hormones and chemiclednsand shit i cant
Well you did at least TRY to type, you do get points for that.
The milk thing, yes I know that. I'm a vegetarian, so that's
good enough, don't you take away my cheese.
umm oh yeah do you like cheesy nachos??
Yes, but I hate burnt nachos.
the HELL happened to the human gene pool? I thought evolution
was supposed to go forward! What went wrong and when? Where
did all these fucking idiots come from? Can we just kill them
or do they serve some as-yet unknown purpose? -Indomitus
Humans screw EVERYTHING up. I actually agree with DC and his
'sterlize them all and the problem will go away' plan.
would you do if you went into a tunnel leading to another world
with your two best friends but once you got to the otherside
of the tunnel you couldn't recognize the fact they were your
friends and you ended up being stuck in time?
I'd have to adjust to the new time. If it was in the future
then perhaps I can go work for a muesum and if it's in the past
then I can become an insane prophet who flings herself off a
cliff before I'm sentenced to death as a witch or something
if you had to make an approximated guess,
how long till mzebonga finds life hopelessly ill-fated and kills
himself? and what, if anything, could we do to accelerate the
process? - EmprissNikon
If you prevent him from being hired, ensure that his websites
are never operational for longer then 4 hours and 3 minutes,
and scratch all his DVDs, then you will accelerate it by a few
months, maybe even a few years. Without your intervention, I
give him another 5 to 10 years.
from time to time do you ever ask yourself
what the goddamn point is? the answer you keep giving yourself
is right, but you continue to get up every morning anyway. why
is that? ruminations by monty
There is no point so you have to go out and make one. Did that
sound like what you wanted to hear? I'd say more but this is
the last question and yea, I'm going to watch hockey now.
Answered by: JCP
would happen you forgot about your tampon for like weeks?
Well that would never happen unless I were dead, so I think
I'd pretty much just rot away for awhile and the tampon would
rot along with me.
If I gave you a briefcase full of money,
would you thank me? -bluemonkeyfearer
Only if I got to keep the money and I could spend it any way
I wanted, even if that meant I spend it on balloons that I could
fill with jello.
I had a lot of money would you help me spend it?-bluemonkeyfearer
Yes but I'd spend it on cool things. I'll even show you how
to find the coolest things to spend your money on.
or bluemonkeyfearer? - Mzebonga
In a fight to the death? I can't honestly say since I have no
idea what bluemonkeyfearer looks like. I would take into consideration
that you would probably fight dirty and go for the eyes, so
perhaps you have an edge regardless of her size. If she happens
to be a black belt in something, then you will quickly have
your ass kicked, but probably enjoy it just a little.
As a rough percentage, how many people
do you think actually bother to read all the answers? - Mzebonga
On a good day I'd say 60%. Normally, perhaps 30%. Most, (like
you) only come here to read the answer to their own questions.
telling Nikon to scratch all my DVDs? But I thought the agreement
was that you get them when I kick the bucket... - Mzebonga
She knows which to keep aside for me. We've worked that out
obviously. I also get to keep your skull.
Why am I sticking stickers to myself?
That's what stickers are for, sticking. So good job, keep up
the good work.
does moroccan tea make my breath so fresh?
It's the secret ingredient that I can't tell you about because
it's a secret.
do dead girls smell funny?
I've always found they smell more rancid then funny, but perhaps
you live in an area where bodies don't decay and therefore smell
funny instead of rancid.
All those extra little metal things on
my braces that the orthodontists never seem to use for anything,
are they yet more government tracking devices? Should I get
the pliars and remove my braces this instant?
You need to remove every second one, but do so very carefully.
If you don't, government robots will come and take away your
What's the most random thing you've done?
That's difficult to answer. I do a lot of random things, but
as for the MOST, hmmmm. Today the most random thing I did was
grab the cat food bag and run around making her chase me.
Do you have an embarrassing moment you're
willing to share with us? McDiablo
None come to mind at this point, and I think that this might
be due to my subconscious desire to block these events from
Instead of "bless you", what should everyone
say after a person sneezes? McDiablo
Say 'Curse you' or 'Damn, that must have HURT!' or 'Snotface'
or 'SHUT UP.'
YOU FANCY ME
Not at all. In fact, your all uppercase words and lack of question
mark makes me hate you.
apart from you, out of all the females who come to TheInsaneDomain
who is the hottest, who is most likely to date me and who is
most likely to get nekkid? - Mzebonga
I swore to them all I wouldn't release who was the 'hottest'.
As for who will date you AND get 'nekkid', we'd have to run
some sort of ad or something. Also, you might have to save up
some money, as some may require that before getting nekkid.
I take it Nikon said no to you again.
I found the blue monkeys' secret cave again, and I found an
unsuspecting monkey and poked him, then ran like hell, and then
went home and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, what would
you think? What would you say?-bluemonkeyfearer
I was with you up until the jelly. If you send me some Futurama
DVDs then I'll overlook the jelly part and rejoin your crusade
against the blue monkeys.
I was emailing a person. My mother calls his mother "a danger
to our family" simply because she is cool and has no rules and
lets her kids do whatever they want. So... my parents found
out that I am still contacting this person. They took away my
computer priveliges at the public library. I can't get on email
at school. I am slowly going *gasp* ... *sob*.... SANE!!!. Help
me! Who should I Spork to death? WHo can I kill? What should
I do?!?!?!? - zee fearer of zee blumunkies.
That seems like an over-reaction on your parents part. Then
again, I might not know about all the awful things you've been
doing when at that person's house. If you didn't do anything
horribly wrong, then your parents are indeed over reacting.
What I'd like to know is how your parents cut off your internet
access at the library and how you're posting here.
the universal concepts of time space and reality really illusions
of the numinous mind of the allcreating essence of ultimate
spirit or are such concepts silly and we really are just a bunch
of smart monkeys. thathinguywhois
It's all illusions but not in any way that you or I will ever
understand until we're dead. At that point we'll get it and
have a good old laugh at the whole thing.
Is it wrong to sit and watch a movie and
start laughing when limbs start to fly? I mean even if you can
or can not tell that they are props?!?! ~Jeepster
Why would anyone watch a movie otherwise? It's ALL about limbs
flying and getting a good laugh out of it. The bloodier the
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is there air?
If there wasn't, then I'd be very upset and I think most of
the other life on this planet would be upset too. Then again,
if we all evolved without air, then we wouldn't miss it. I guess
the reason that there is air is because it likes it here.
shave thy pussy or not to shave? That is thy question
I'd have to vote no. I mean, trimming is suggested, but shaving
completely? Why on earth would you want your pussy to look like
you haven't hit puberty yet? That's just fucked up.
you're ragging and you die, do you continue to bleed until the
end of that week? -Hufflebunny and Luffeh
No you don't, but I don't suggest death as an alternative to
if your pussy was on your head and your mouth was on your leg?
It'd be easier to say that someone fucked with your head, but
other then that, I don't think I'd enjoy things being all moved
around in such a manner.
anyone realize i'm a completely unwilling participant in this
fictional love triangle Mzebonga's created? i mean don't get
me wrong, i could listen to him talk about politics all day
long... with that accent... mmmm... but he rarely indulges me
so we hate him. -Empriss Nikon
Unwilling? Oh come now, we know that's not true. As for the
rest, well yes, your hatred has indeed consumed you. It's too
bad he doesn't share his accent with you more, perhaps he knows
that you are using him for it, and simply wants you to put out
in return for him talking. I really think the two of you should
work it out, as I'm just an impartial party.
finished using the bathroom, do you crumple your toilet paper,
or fold it?
I do both. I crumple with one hand and fold with the other and
just wipe and wipe and wipe until I lose a layer or two of skin.
THEN I get out the power washer and make SURE everything is
clean. <rolls eyes>
an answer to your confusion, my parents personally went to the
library and told them that I can no longer use their computers,
and, of course, I am in school right now. My parents do not
have the power to take away my computer happiness altogether!!!
Now, tell me, why don't these damn school computers let me press
F5 so I can get the neat red scroll bar that I get when I am
at the library???-bluemonkeyfearer
Your parents seem whacked out. As for the F5 key not working,
I'd just keep quiet so that your parents don't catch on and
try to remove you from this site as well. I'd hate for them
to think that this is a bad influence on you and demand I shut
the whole thing down.
you eat date squares with dog urine?yummy._Kill
No, I usually have them with milk.
if all of our scars and scratches and bruises that you got over
the years suddenly reappeared?
That would indeed be weird. I'm sure I'd be surprised with most
of them, as I wouldn't remember all of the cuts that I've ever
gotten. Right now I'm dealing with four holes in my mouth, so
I wouldn't be happy with reappearing cuts etc.
I vote for someone just because he has an expensive car? - Omuletzu
No. That'd be silly.
everything the government's fault?-bluemonkeyfearer
Almost all, the rest of it is humanities fault.
So...I've neglected my duties to TID...will
you show me mercy? Please? I beg of you! It wasn't my fault!!!
Well, ok. But only because your name has 'fatality' in it. Welcome
you going to show the world your teeth and your bloody gums?
Oh I will show my teeth, but not my gums. The one is really
sick, and I was silly to delay having it ripped out.
can I divorce my insane husband without getting killed? Sno
Well there are a few different ways, but without specific details
on your husbands insanity, I can't really suggest a plan of
action. One way is to arrange for his death but make it look
like an accident.
how many dwarfs does it take to fill up
a phone booth? Sno
Well if it's angry dwarfs then I'd have to say two. If they're
happy, then 15. If they are sleeping, 9.
the fuck is this fucking insane fucking site about shit
Wow, you know I was going to delete this but it's just so stupid
I had to keep it in. I mean really, if someone is going to complain
or put down this site, the least they can do is put some thought
into it. As well, if you don't like it, you can always go fuck
Why'd you get rid of all this good stuff? Nurse on acid and
the end of the world button and everything? What's your problem?
Most of the stuff on the dead list needs to come back.. especially
the coffee shop
Chill out. They will be coming back, some of them are just being
updated, aka made better. Some of the stories have been around
for some time, and the authors have selected to either update
them, or have myself edit/add to them. As for the end of the
world button, I think that sucked bigtime and I don't want to
put it back. You can't make me.