Answered by: Crusty & Dusty
DOGGIES!!!!! If I smear peanut butter on mezbongas ass, will
u doggies lick it all off like the good little doggies u are?
Dusty: I know I will. Then again, I'll lick it off anyone's
ass, even my own.
Crusty: At what point in the proceedings is Mzebonga dead?
does everyone pick on mszeboingonga?he's a nice english chap
with a chip on his shoulder.Is this not the way things are supposed
ot be around here?Give him the gold monkey butt award. Three
cheers for mzebooger! - ver
Dusty: He seemed ok those few times he sucked my tail. Then
again it might have been DC in a Mzebonga costume. Either way,
got my tail sucked.
Crusty: Personally, I hope he dies in agony
With his "Right-o,
pip-pip, cheerio" and he's "stone the crows, guvnor"
did johnny come to my house for a visit and do nothing but shit
in my washroom?
Dusty: If it were me I would have shit in your sink. It's the
polite thing to do.
Crusty: Would you rather he shat on your sofa?
and dusty are you lovers? if u r lovers, wh has the biggest
Dusty: No. And I do.
Crusty: No. And I do
hamsters could fly would they taste good?, what if I could fly...
your not a canible are you... i bet you are you sick bastard!
- the flying cowboy
Dusty: One time french fries flew out of my ass. That was pretty
scary but Crusty ate them right up after I put them in a bowl
Crusty: If you could fly it'd make your handle less stupid.
like chickem emough,. but why does it always burn like a cantaloupe
when I crap it out?
Dusty: How does it burn like a cantaloupe? Personally, when
thinking of things burning out of my ass, cantaloupe is not
what comes to mind.
Crusty: Because chicken doesn't like you.
live beside someone who plays their music too loud and i want
to kill them so is that ok with you two?
Crusty: Yeah, and kill yourself while you're at it.
Crusty and Dusty, glad you guys could join me for all my insanity
needs. My Question: If a turtle lost it's shell, would it be
naked or homeless? (when I say naked, I mean it in a metaphorical
Dusty: It's been a pleasure serving you.
Crusty: It'd probably be dead. Everything dies, y'know. Eventually.
GOD ! I love your Crusty And Dusty ! Will you be my lovers ?
Dusty: Of course. Will you lick my balls when we meet?
Crusty: I've been looking for a horny bitch for some time
are you?Where are you from?Why are you here?Whats your relation
to the insane Domain? How have you heard of the insanedomain
before? Are you friends with Jcp? Are You guys gay?There ya
go all the initiation questions, Enjoy informing us of who the
hell you guys are and thank you.As You should thank me for getting
all of these questions out of the way for you.Oh and do you
come to us Dc style and as plastic dog heads?-CakiE
Dusty: <Barks twice.>
Crusty: So I'm a plastic dog. What's it to you?
are you, Crusty and Dusty????????-bluemonkeyfearer
Dusty: I'm Dusty. If you need any more information, then contact
the blue monkeys. Oh wait, you're afraid of them, nevermind.
Crusty: I'm Napoleon Bonaparte
Oh wait, no, I'm Crusty
which is why it says my name by this answer, you fucking idiot.
Crusty and Dusty? Why not JCP?????-bluemonkeyfearer
Dusty: We're much better then that stupid bitch. Forget about
HER, focus on US.
Crusty: Yeah, focus on me.
guys, i was just wondering... how do you kill 3 chickens with
nothin g but a rop, a toothpick, and a block ofolden cheese.....
i kinda need to know... in a bad situation here.-me
Dusty: Just scream at them and they'll be so scared they'll
have heart attacks and die.
Crusty: <Too busy licking his balls to respond.>
is a girl to do if there vaginal discharge is neon green?
Dusty: First of all I'd suggest she wipe again and make SURE
that green stuff is coming out of her. She might have to dig
in a bit. If it IS from her, then she should go see a doctor
after taking pictures and putting them online. Why not cash
Crusty: File a paternity case against Captain Planet.
and Dusty, are you really a pair of plastic dogs like it shows
on the picture on the right side of my screen?-bluemonkeyfearer
Dusty: I can't be SURE it's our picture you're seeing, as you
might be surfing porn at the same time you're asking questions.
If it has a big tail and a nice wet ass, then yes, that's me.
Crusty: Yeah, we're plastic dogs. But we have no limbs! How
do we type?
you realize that your website is rapidly going downhill since
the departure of the true main attraction, dc? What you gonna
do about it?
Dusty: Well it's not MY website but if it were, I'd fill it
with pictures of my ass. You could even print out pictures of
my ass and kiss it. I can't see how this wouldn't increase the
popularity of this site.
Crusty: Cram it up your ass.
used to love dc but now i love you crusty. FUCK YOU DUSTY YOU
CAN SUCK MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!
Dusty: I love it when you talk rough! I'll gladly suck your
ass AND lick your balls.
Crusty: Yeah, and you can suck my ass and balls while he sucks
you the type of dogs who sniff each other's behinds when you
meet? - Mzebonga
Dusty: I for one like to work in a bit of tongue too. Crusty
won't admit it but he loves it. Come here and I'll do it to
Crusty: You're sick! You're a fucking sick motherfucker!
told me barbies were the devils toy is it true
Dusty: All forms of dolls are, even if you call them action
Crusty: No. Windows platform PCs are the devil's toy. And GI
are some guys perfect while there's other that were once perftect
but now you want to go bash there head against a friggin' wall?
or mabye I'm just a chik without a clue
Dusty: No one is perfect. You might be duped into thinking they
are, but they aren't. Neither are you.
Crusty: I am though.
goin on? You feeling alriiight? I wouldnt with those names...
be very crusty and dusty feeling if i am not... How sad.
Dusty: <Barks at you until you go away.>
Crusty: Fuck off and die. NOW!
do girls write really corny fanfictions depicting themselves
and some tragic hero? Really ticks me off.
Dusty: So send them hate mail. Works for me. Sometimes I even
shit in a bag and mail it to them.
Crusty: Fanfiction is an oxymoron. Any true fan would not write
anything so appalling that it could be labelled as such.
a scale of 1 to 67, how cool do you think you are? McDiablo
Dusty: I'm at least a 3. A 33 on good days.
Crusty: 69, dude! See, I'm so cool that I got a Bill and Ted
reference in. But I had to explain it because you're not cool
and you wouldn't have gotten it otherwise.
either of you have a crush on anyone? McDiablo
Dusty: Well you and your sock monkey ARE pretty cute. Would
you like to see my new collar? It's in the bedroom.
Crusty: Yeah, you
Can't you see my "lipstick"?
or stop signs? McDiablo
Dusty: I'll take both.
Crusty: I think the selection in this boutique leaves a lot
to be desired.
there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? What hair color
do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? -Hufflebunny
Dusty: I don't like you much. I want better a better question
Crusty: You're probably out of luck there - no cherries for
you to pop. And they check the guy's pubes.
you lick the side of your refrigerator??
Dusty: Only when Crusty isn't around. He's not really open to
new things and tastes like I am.
Crusty: No. I'm desperately trying to make this answer longer
but I just don't.
you cross breed a elephant and a chicken, what do you get?
Dusty: <Chews on squeak toy.>
Crusty: A big clucker.
you walked into a comic shop, would you want to be assaulted
with questions like "Can I help you find anything?" "Do you
live here or just visiting?" and "Will you please stop the child
from urinating on the floor?" ? Anthraxboy
Dusty: Child? What the hell would I be doing with a CHILD? It'd
be ME pissing on the floor.
Crusty: No, I'd be assaulted by a guy with a baseball bat, just
because I was masturbating to the Japanese comics last time
I was there.
you enjoy sex
Crusty: Is there another point to it?
looks like he really IS crusty, and Dusty really IS dusty. Is
that why you were each named your names? Does that make you
dirty dogs? You're not DAWGS are you? -spitrinse
Dusty: Well you're just fucking brilliant aren't you? Also,
a big fat fucking NO to being dawgs.
Crusty: If I say yes, will you promise never to talk to me again?
do they put 4 kinda of cheese in ravioli? they're so small,
do they really need to put that many kinds of cheese in them?
will anyone notice if there are only 3? - Miss Roger's Sweater
Dusty: I will gladly take any cheese that you don't want to
eat. You should be happy you're so spoiled that you get 4 when
some people don't even get 2.
Crusty: I put 4 cheeses on Pizza. I think all food should be
treated equally and if they can get 4 cheeses on ravioli they
should put 4 cheeses on Ravioli
leave for a while and DC is away. Is it wrong to miss DC? -
Miss Roger's Sweater
Dusty: Not WRONG exactly.
Crusty: No, I've been trying to shoot the bastard for years
and haven't hit him yet.
I made myself a sock monkey named Alfred. he looks kind of stoned.
How do sock monkeys get stoned? I don't even do drugs! - Miss
Dusty: Did you make this sock monkey to breed with McDiablo's
monkey? Does Emerald do a lot of drugs? Do you think she'd lick
Crusty: Well, Sock Monkeys get stoned when people pick up rocks
and hurl them towards said Sock Monkey. Who the fuck is Emerald?
now that school is almost done.. like 2 weeks.. actually 7 days
left.. and 3 test days.. what in the world should I do? ~Jeepster
Dusty: Beep if you Jeep?
Crusty: Study and take your tests.
long will it take JCP to tell me whether or not she's posting
my story, and then if she does how much longer will it be until
she posts it? - Impatient Bluemonkeyfearer
From JCP - I have a LOT of stuff to do but I did get your story!
I have NO idea if/when I'll be adding it, but will email you
before I do. I have people emailing me every day telling me
stuff to post their stuff and such so if I posted everything
that everyone sent me right away, I'd never get anything else
done. Sorry you've had to wait but if I go to post it, I'LL
LET YOU KNOW!
Answered by: Crusty & Dusty
EXAXCTLY are you two ?
Crusty: Look at the picture, fuckwit. We're aliens from the
Dusty: And here I thought it was blindingly obvious.
did franz ferdinand have to mutter his last words in such a
sexist manner ?
Crusty: Because he had a
bullet in him and he wasn't thinking about minding his P's and
Dusty: I'd tell you but then you'd know and then it wouldn't
be funny anymore.
i clean your nose throughly with my tounge? and then suck all
over your face so hard that i clean all the dirt out of your
Crusty:Only if I get to pee
on your naked body.
Dusty: Sure baby, I like it like that. You can also suck and
lick out my ass, I'm sure you'll do a great job.
do u feel about letting a baby suck on your heads?URGENT!!-libbio
Crusty: But reticent and
Dusty: I do not want babies anywhere near me EVER.
you for real?i mean... are you actual matter? can i touch you?
how do u feel(texture)? Is it real like? or like air? i bet
you'll just lie... -imhurt
Crusty:No, I am the voice
of your God. Bring me pizza with peppers and jalepenos.
Dusty: Oh you can touch me, I'd like that. Touch my ass, touch
my tail, touch my ass again and then help lilCakey lick me all
extacy show up in piss test, if so how long must i wait to pass??
you're in exstacy when taking a piss test, you're a sick, moronic
Dusty: Dumbass. Stop taking E.
mushrooms show up in piss test, if so how long must i wait to
If you leave it in the corner
for a couple of weeks it'll start to develop visible fungus
but it'll also stink.
I don't know, find that out yourself.
boys really taste like boys, and do girls really taste like
girls? Or is it all just a lie to confuse the masses of street
Crusty:They all taste salty
but not unpleasant...
Dusty: Everyone tastes different. What is the deal with everyone
talking about licking and tasting?
Beep... I Jeep.. why are teachers so stupid that they tell you
to read something for the class that is tomorrow and you come
to school and are like.. dude I read that last semester and
the freakign teacher doesn't show up??!!? What is his problem?
Crusty:Teachers are just
the rejects who couldn't get a job that earns decent money and
doesn't involve putting up with stupid snotty teenages all day
long... Er... *BARKS*
Dusty: They don't show up? That's bullshit. You PAID for them
to be there, so they OWE you the time.
Emerald.. and Alfred (Miss Roger's Sweater's Monkey) did go
and get stoned... or do some form of drugs would it be wrong
to ask to take part? ~Jeepster
Crusty:From a legal stand
point, yes. From an "additional material for Sock Monkey Porn"
stand point, no
Dusty: If you are driving them home, then yes. If not, then
go ahead but don't stare if they start to get all um, intimate.
you enjoy slurpees? The one and most important question that
should be answered! ~Jeepster (also probably something Miss
Roger's Sweater and McDiablo would like to know/ask)
Crusty:Well, I'm not a big
fan of having my genitals covered in your drool but, okay, maybe
Dusty: I don't like slurpees, especially yellow flavored ones
since they taste like piss.
are far away but if you're there then here is far away but how
do you know if it's the same time there as here? -redmonkeyfearer
Crusty:Make sure you take
your watch and don't change it when you cross time zones...
Dusty: RED monkey fearer? What the hell is going on?
guys can't fool me your really JCP and Mzebonga. didn't know
that your fantasy life included being gross little plastic dogs
this site is for a bunch of squirrels and by the way what is
a parallelelepipedon. Thathinguywhois(by the way i am only encouraged
Crusty: So long as you don't
think I'm Mzebonga, you're free to think what you like...
Dusty: You've been thinking about this for hours haven't you?
I bet you think you're pretty clever. Too bad you're not. Does
that inspire you at all? Will you go out and do a great many
refrigerater has flies all around it, my sims wont use it, and
i cant sell it what happened??
Crusty:The solution to everything
in the Sims is FIRE. Your Sims have no discernable value to
their lives: burn them. Their house is a tip: burn it. FIRE!!!
I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter...
Dusty: No idea. Try pressing ctrl+shift+C and type in move_objects
on and then try again.
think the Nutter Center is an insane asylum...I mean, look at
the name! And hasn't anyone else noticed the flesh-eating chickens
that nobody else sees? And what about Binky the garter snake?
What does he do in his snake hole out in the back yard? WWWHHHHAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Okay, I'm done now! ^_^ InstantOatmeal
Dusty: Binky is NOT a snake. He's a CLOWN who steals flags and
leaves ransom notes. His best friend is Bobo.
letter 'Q' is in league with the numbers '8' and '13'. And I
know this cause the invisible flesh eating chickens that nobody
else sees told me so. An they're my favorite numbers/letter.
But why hasn't their world domination plan started yet? (They
promised me I could be second in command)
Crusty:Scrabble, Boggle and
poor numeracy hold them at bay.
Dusty: You've got it so wrong that I don't even know where to
took the bees out of my sock in my sock drawer, the second one
to the left on the back board taped up with duct tape.??-opo
Crusty: Henry Winkler.
Dusty: Henry Winkler. Now you have two witnesses who saw him
noticed you are actually choosy when it come to answering questions,
when will this senseless censoring come to an end? idiots have
an voice too.
Crusty: Who censored what?
I've answered everything I've recieved. Well, less answered
and more mindlessly dismissed as complete crap.
Dusty: Well who wants to answer really stupid questions like
"why". No one. So we delete the shit ones. If you
asked better questions we wouldn't have to delete them.
and dusty, im gonna assume you are twins, And crusty where the
one that weighed the less and was horrible disformed... kinda
like an walking example if dusties looks went alll wrong. Striking
similarity absolutly Striking! Is this a truth? _Penises_Enemy_
Crusty:Yeah, it's true, I'm
Dusty: I'm the good looking one of course. See how nice and
red my collar is compared to HIS.
you know what Male-pms is? If so, What are the symptoms? p.s.
don't be sexist with pms :o
Crusty: I'M HAVING
A BAD FUCKING DAY! ALRIGHT!!! I'M JUST REALLY SENSITIVE RIGHT
NOW AND I DON'T NEED SHIT FROM YOU!!! *sobs*
Dusty: It must be his time of the month. Oh, and who said we
do you send Gravy?- Hufflebunny
Crusty:I don't. I deliver
Dusty: Why the hell would I even want to send gravy?
what is the definition of insanity?-bluemonkeyfearer
Dusty: Salad only not green.
can two plastic dogs talk?-bluemonkeyfearer
Dusty: How can you?
many blue monkes does it take to change a light bulb? - bluemonkeyfearer
Crusty:They don't change
light bulbs... They're too busy hunting you down in an attempt
to kill you. Good luck to them.
Dusty: Several if you can even convince them to do it but you
can't so none.
I mean blue monkeys. have you ever taken one of those freaky
Crusty: For the sake
of conversation, let's say I have...
Dusty: Several times. It all looks like ink blots.
does she am hate me? Love, Helsy
Crusty:If she's anything
like me, which she am, she hates you.
Dusty: I'm not sure what sort of drugs you're on but I'd suggest
will DC be back ? -CASkEtSAosaaspwwqosak
Crusty:I'm going to tell
you that he'll be back tomorrow just to get you all excited
then leave you high and dry.
Dusty: I don't know, get over it already.
is asking when Easter is. Are they going to shop at the mall
for Easter candy at the very last minute? McDiablo
Crusty:No, they will, of
course, remember that Jesus died for our sins...
Dusty: Probably, people SUCK! Stupid easter sucks.
it was so hot for late March--nearly 20 degrees. Today it was
raining and cold. What's going on here? McDiablo
Crusty:Well, the answer seems
to pretty much be in the question... How about them Maple Leafs?
Dusty: It's the weather trying to trick you into revealing your
a bug ever flown into your ear...and so far inside that you
had to drown it in canola oil? McDiablo
Crusty:No, I'm trying to
picture you doing it for the sake of a few laughs but you can't
seem to keep your clothes on.
Dusty: No, has this happened to you recently? I have eaten bugs
and they survived when I shit them out.
if a 6 turned out to be 9 rayyo77
Crusty:Then I've been living
in the wrong house for the last year.
Dusty: I'd be so upset I would PISS on EVERYTHING in the world