Answered by: Herbert
||Today I got back home to Ottawa!
I was visiting some friends, including JCP! While there
I got some new clothes and new shoes! We did some partying
and soon enough I will have some photos for you people to
look at! Then I can tell you all about the fun time I had.
how do you type you have no
fingers.?..at least in that picture. is it like mad skills or
something?, must be i wouldnt be able to type with no fingers...so
whats you secret?
I have to use my paws and my tail! I bump them into each letter
carefully and now that I've been doing it for awhile, it's becoming
easier. There are some letters that are harder for me to get.
Mad skills! I like that. Can I say I have mad skills now? I
could put that in my resume if I had one. I have hug skills
I am a fruit bar! are you a
candy covered stack of meat pancakes? will you marry princess
zyana of upper epsilon 5 satelite c or are you just playing
hard to get? I like the film sin city it made me scared! I like
that!mmmmmthat. thathinguywhois ~firm damp sexy Tailshake~
Candy covered stack of meat pancakes? That would be yummy! Do
you have any? I don't or I would have eaten them already. Wow,
and a firm damp sexy tailshake! You sure are being fun and crazy
today thathinguywhois! I would run around and be crazy too but
I'm tired from the fun weekend I had. When I have had some more
sleep then I will be crazy with you and we'll have milkshakes
Why are you so damn sexy? -someone
<Blushes> Thank you for being so nice! I am just nice
and full of hugs and trying to be a good sock monkey. Come here
and I'll give you a hug!
Why does it say you updated
on the 14th but then it says the 12th below it?
Oh no! I had missed that when updating and forgot to put the
14th. Silly monkey! I should know better!
what do ants taste like??
It's been a long time since I ate any that I don't remember!
Tomorrow I will go out and try to find some to eat so that I
can remember again. I don't think they would have a lot of flavor
because they're very small. Unless they are fire ants and that
means they taste really hot.
i want to make pankakes but
i don't have eggs and i think i need eggs. do you have any eggs?
thank you herbert from harold
There is one egg in the fridge and you can have it if you want
it! Just come over and I'll make sure that it's safe for you
harold! Maybe someone else will have other eggs you can use.
Will you share your pancakes? I'd like to have some.
my fork is broken herbert can
you help me find another unbroken one? thanks herbert from harold
When you come over for the egg then I will also give you some
forks. There were a whole lot of them so I'm sure that Poptart
won't mind some missing. I'm looking forward to having some
pancakes with you in a bit. I'm hungry and tired. You can feed
me before I fall asleep! Thanks harold!
If Adam and Eve had never
gotten kicked out of the garden of Eden and people jsut walked
around naked would porn be people wearing clothes? PyroPrincezz
No there wouldn't be any porn or any other people. It would
just be those two skipping around for awhile. It seems mean
that they would be kicked out of that nice place. If I had a
garden I would be nice and let people in. Only if they were
really bad would I make them leave but they'd be able to come
back after they said sorry. Then we'd all hug!
Answered by: Herbert
How come when you leave
a band-aid on for a little bit and pull it off, it leaves black
marks where it was?-Hufflebunny
It leaves little bits of sticky stuff on your skin and then
it gets black like how the TV does. The TV is always all dusty
even when you've just cleaned it! Band aids are fun. It's not
fun to have cuts that hurt though. I like band aids with little
cartoons on them. They're fun! One time I had a band aid that
was clear. It was really weird but it worked.
why dont sneeky woopers come
out to the open so i can see them
Sneeky woopers! I haven't heard of them before. Do they like
to go in closet and steal sock monkey shoes? I hope not! I'd
like it if they were hug monsters that made you feel happy and
gave you shoes.
Holy crap, Herbert, sweet
roller skates. Where did you get them and have you bombed around
on the sidewalks with them? McDiablo
Thanks McDiablo! I found them at a store that had a whole section
of clothes that were just my size! JCP and Poptart took photos
and all I have to do is write about what happened so you can
all see them. (I'm doing that right after I answer these!) I
did fall though and my knee is sore but I put ice on it today.
It feels much better now. One day I will visit you and Emerald
and we'll all go skating together!
I went to IHOP for the first
time today. I thought it only served pancakes, but they serve
steaks, chicken strips, and salads, too. Did you know this?
No I didn't! I've never been to one. I've never seen one either!
Will you take me? I bet Emerald likes going if it's got all
that food. We could have a double-date and go dancing! That'd
be lots of fun I'd think. I'd put on some fancy pants or something
so I'd look good for Emerald.
I'm housesitting for
three weeks and I've been alone in the house at night. How long
will it take before I lose my mind? McDiablo
I'll come and help you house-sit McDiablo! We could build forts
and then pretend we were in a magic forest. Emerald and I could
pretend we're from a secret sock monkey tribe and you're the
first human we've ever accepted into our forest because you're
special. Then you would be able to not worry about losing your
are you a pig
No! I'm a sock monkey! Look closer at the picture!
Where did pizza originate from?
Oh I bet it was someone really smart! Pizza is yummy! Mmmmmm
If I won a trip to meet the
man who invented this special drink that makes you fly, and
I was allowed to bring one friend with me, would you consider
yourself friends enough to go with me? -blush- --The Bubble
Oh yes I'd love to Bubble! Can I call you Bubble instead of
The Bubble? If you won I bet we'd have a really fun time! How
can I enter a contest like that? Then I could win and invite
you! We'd be best friends by the end of the trip for sure. We'd
hug and fly around!
If two sock monkey girls approached
you(one skinny pritty sock monkey and the other one fat but
still pritty sock monkey), asking if you'd be their sock monkey
boyfriend, but you could only pick one, which one would you
pick? -The Bubble
If I didn't know them then I could never pick! We'd all have
to go out and maybe get some food or walk around so I could
find out which one was nice and funny. I'd also have to hug
them both. That way whichever one I pick doesn't feel bad she
didn't get a hug. I'd pick both of them to be my friends if
they were nice of course.
Just curious, does anything
actually rhyme with orange?-me*HUG*
I don't think so! I wonder if it's the only word that doesn't
rhyme with anything? Maybe no one sings about oranges very often
because it doesn't rhyme. I'd sing a song about oranges! You
could play in the song too, maybe sing! I bet you can sing good
so we'll sing together.
Im grounded now and I need a
master plan to sneak out of my house. My question is if you
have any ideas for how I could go about it. :D Im an angel ;)
Grounded? Oh no! You should stay in your closet, no wait, come
hide out in my closet! I have new shoes to show you and everything!
Then you'd show everyone that you're good because you were with
me and then I'd be good too! We could then have shoe parties!
Answered by: Herbert
if mechanical cockroaches were trying to take over the world
before the cats have a chance to do so?-bluemonkeyfearer
Oh no! That would be very bad. I would much rather obey a cat
than a mechanical cockroach! Tell me it's not true bluemonkeyfearer!
You and I will have to run away so that we don't get bossed
around by mechanical cockroaches!
DO you spank your monkey
I don't have any monkeys but I do spank myself when I feel I
need it. I need it a lot actually. If you want, you could come
spank me so I don't have to spank myself. Mmmm spanking.
when i sleep, i dream. and in these dreams I eat chocolate pie.
I run, I play in the sun. And yet I still die. Why oh why, do
I have to love the chocolate pie? -b_write and i am a girl...
Hello b_write! I'm a boy! I don't know why you have to love
the chocolate pie, but it's a dream so you can eat as much of
it as you want! One time I had a dream where I tried to step
on a bug but it didn't die so it started chasing me and I tried
to run away. Then a bee started flying after me and I was really
scared! I hate when I have dreams like that, they make me scared.
I'm in love with Mzebonga. Why
doesn't he post here very often anymore? Does he love you less
than he loved DC?
I don't know why he doesn't post here often. I know that him
and DC had a special friendship. Maybe Mzebonga is afraid that
he'll get hurt if he gets too close to me. It's ok Mzebonga,
I am a friendly and huggable sock monkey! We can play games
and build forts out of blankets and everything!
Have you ever been used
as a voodoo doll? PyroPrincezz
No and I'm glad I haven't! That would not be fun. I hope you
wouldn't want to do that to me PyroPrincezz (see, I'm learning
to use those z's!) I'd never poke pins in you unless you wanted
me to and liked it.
where did chocolate originate
Well I didn't know so I looked it up online. Here
is the site I found. Now I want to eat some chocolate! Do
you have any?
NICE skates Herbert! Looks like
you got hurt though. :( Are you better now?
Oh yes I love my skates! I did get hurt but I'm all better now.
It takes some practice to be able to skate well and I really
should have a helmet and some knee and elbow pads. Next time
I go, I will be much more careful. Maybe this weekend I will
get to go out again with Poptart and skate around Ottawa!
Answered by: Herbert
I know a Jack who is gay. If it's the same Jack, then yes! Not
all Jack's are gay though. You have to ask them to find out
if they are or not. The Jack I know sent me an email to tell
me. That was nice of him. I like it when my friends send me
you sign my shirt Herbert? Have people ever asked you to sign
something? What about a breast? Haha Herbert sign someones breast!!
- Stunt Fox
Wow Stunt Fox, I've never been asked to sign anything fun like
your shirt! Signing a breast would make me giggle but I would
be happy to sign it. I'd also be happy to sign your tshirt and
I will even give you a hug! You're my most favorite fox ever!
Will you sign my shirt for me?
Do you like winter? Its starting
to become winter over here. Have you ever made a den in the
snow? I'm going to make one. Would you like to join me? - Stunt
Winter can be fun if you have snow to play in or fun things
to do outside. I have made a den in the snow lots of times!
Hanging out with you would be fun, especially in a den! I could
help you build it and everything. Then we can launch snowball
attacks on people who try to invade or just because we want
to! We'll have the best time ever!
meeple meeeple of the state
of meep! stand clear of my fortified farts they are toxic! invade
my envelope with mewicide letters! embitter me to the slinging
of the mookles make me sound in sign and juncture invade my
innards with corn! are you with me or outside chewing your purple
cud ...wait what's the question?thathinguywhois
How do you make up all the silly stuff before you ask a question?
Are you listening to lyrics and typing in a few words? Typing
random words? Words from different pages in a book? Cartoons
on the TV in a weird language? You always come up with such
silly stuff! Tell me your secret thathinguywhois!
Are the Peeps dead yet? Their
picture on the main page is starting to scare me...because they
ARE scary. McDiablo
They are alive until the voting is over and then most of them
will die! I wish I could see JCP killing them and maybe if I'm
good I can go and see! They have little eyes that look very
creepy and I want to hug them until their heads pop off. I should
go vote for that! You
What's up with the summer-like
Stunt Fox had his turn with it so now it's yours! He will get
all your winter weather! Isn't that fun how that works out?
I could visit you both and then have both seasons! I will bring
you a snowball McDiablo and you can throw it at someone so we
Do you own a watch? McDiablo
No I don't. It doesn't matter to me what time it is, it's always
WHERE DID PRETZELS ORIGINATE
From the fun and fluffly land of pretzels! They roam free and
roll in the salt fields. Mmmmm pretzels.
I got my hair cut today
and it appears the lady cut it unevenly, so its shorter on the
left side, than the right. What do you think I shoud do?-Hufflebunny
Oh no Hufflebunny! I would ask a few people that you trust to
see if it really is uneven. If it is, maybe get one to fix it
for you, or go ask the lady to fix it if she's not the type
to mess it up more just to be mean. I would help you but I'm
not good with scissors because I run with them.
there are things in my mouth
making my mouth hurt and it hurts a lot. can you make them go
away because i hate them now and it hurts.
That's sad that your mouth hurts. Maybe you should eat things
that make it feel better. If I bring you soup will you feel
any better? Maybe some ice too. One of those should work and
if not I'll ask my mom.