Answered by: Herbert
was told my insantity was inadequate, hows yours?
Well I'm not sure exactly, as Poptart has kept me locked in
a closet for the last few days and there was no one to tell
me if my insanity level was adequate enough. I think it is,
at least for now.
you eat a product named Cheeze Jism?
If it tasted good, sure! Cheese is yummy!
you don't know where Dorkworld is, you are already there. Your
first duty as my sexy sock monkey is to consume half your weight
in gummi candy. Question: Do you play D&D? Or any other sort
of RPG? EVA Sock-Dominatrix
Oh wow, half my weight in gummi candy! You're my favorite dominatrix
ever! No I've never played any of those, will you teach me?
I'm sure I'll learn super quick with you teaching me. Can I
have more gummi candy now?
you a raging drug addict?-bluemonkeyfearer
Of course not! I don't have time for all of that, I have a tail
to play with and gummis to eat.
am i so drunk after relatively little beer? superman dave
I've heard that if you haven't eaten all day and then you drink,
you get drunk very quickly. Just so you know, it's ok to eat
food. If you make healthy choices and get exercise, you won't
have to starve yourself or do anything silly to stay a healthy
weight. I don't want you to hate yourself superman dave, that's
so very sad when that happens to superheros like yourself. Sure
the tights looked good in your younger days, but you don't have
to wear it forever. You can create a new costume that fits your
current body type and lifestyle. You can do it, there is no
shame in aging.
i get to sleep wit meghann? superman dave
Poor superman dave, I'll give you a hug. You don't need to sleep
with chicks to feel good about yourself either. If you tried
just having some friends, you'll find it's much more satisfying.
You should come over and be my friend. I have a dominatrix and
been staring at herbert for hours is that beacuse hes a secret
agent planning on brainwashing me and this site is really a
You've been staring at me? Awwwww you must like me! I'll do
some dances and such for you. Should I play with my tail for
you? <Dances and plays with tail> This is so fun! Watch
THIS! And THIS! Oh yea!
do large droplets of squirrels start to invade my hamburger
moulds when i am about to shape meat?mmmmeatThathinguywhois
I've decided that I'm going to come visit you in your insane
asylum! Do they have gowns that I can wear too? Maybe jackets
where I can hug myself and more? Mmmmm hugging.
is the airborne weight of an African Swallow?
I know those are all words, yet the meaning of the question
escapes me. Instead, let's talk about how my paws were cold
the other day and I had to warm them up by running around. Mmmmm
your advice for befriending the elderly?
Rub up against their legs and smile a lot. They like warm and
are your favourite places to evacuate your bowels?
Cardboard boxes, tiled floors, bathtubs, toilets, out of trees
and in holes I've dug in people's backyards.
your favourite snack food? A big ol' bowl of bite-size aborted
fetuses? Or maybe some pretzels?
Oh my. Um I'd have the pretzels. Though sometimes I don't like
the taste of salt at all. Sometimes it's sugar I crave. Mmmm
sugar. It's so much fun. Sometimes it makes me dance around
and other times it makes me curl up on the floor and shiver
for a few hours.
you know that Dimebag Darrell, former Pantera guitar asskicker,
was shot to death on the 9th of December during a gig? That's
the 20 year anniversary of John Lennon's murder, to the day.
The world is truly an insane place. R.I.P., Dimebag.
That sounds very sad. Maybe if we put some people on other planets
then they won't be all grouchy from being jammed all together
on this one. What do you think? Can I go with one of you? I
think it'd be great fun! I could have a special space suit made
for me and everything!
you could be the master of any musical instrument, which would
The drums! I could thrash around and probably learn to hold
a drumstick with my tail so I could drum with 5 sticks! I would
ROCK! Yea! In fact I might go band on some pots and pans when
Poptart goes out today.
you wear the puffy shirt?
Sure I guess, if it's clean. Will you be mailing it to me? I
think you should.
simple concept of adding iced tea powder to water can be easily
botched. Which do you think is worse.. horribly weak, or mindbendingly
Strong is worse. If it were too weak I could still add more,
but once it's too strong, then I have to muck about getting
a bigger glass, adding more water, cleaning the other glass
on that note, how do you think hard liquor would taste if you
added any kind of drink powder to it? I'm thinking wretched,
but any wisdom you may have is welcome.
Hmmm that's a good idea. You should try mixing some and see
how it goes. How about ameretto and ice tea drink? If I had
both then I'd go try it but I don't. Sorry.
is pumper 409?
Um, I have no idea. Try looking beside 408.
would you say if a nasty old combat boot was walking past you
and got it's lace tangled on your tail? howl. -Wolfman
I'd ask it very nicely to unwrap itself, or else I'd be forced
to take it home. I'd bathe it and hug it and call it George.
if a marajuanna producing place in Jamaica cuahgt on fire, would
the whole world get high? -treepacbuddhaballs
Well if it were large enough, perhaps, but that would have to
be a LOT of marijuana burning in order to do that. What would
be interesting is if everyone did get high, would things become
better in the world, worse or the same but different?
Herbert! I got my PS2 working again and I went and drug myself
to the mall, *insert scared, horrified face here* and I purchased
GTA3. You guys can come over and play it anytime. I'm feeling
kind of nice and in the buying mood. What would you, JCP and
anyone else Im forgetting, like for this sucky holiday coming
up? I'd rather ask you guys, than buy you socks or underwear.
Where can I send it as well?--Monkeeskittles
Oh GTA3 is fun, and JCP has Vice City too. JCP told me she needs
a new PS2 controller as hers is broken, and I've been saving
up to buy her that. Do you want to split the cost? I'd like
some shiny things, but coming over to your place and playing
would be gift enough! Send
the gifts here, and we'll send some back.
did navel oranges orginate?
In someone's navel, why else would they be called that? I mean,
why lie and confuse us all by giving it a name like that? Then
again, we get tricked all the time by names and that makes me
very sad when that happens.
the front page it says "Mon Dec 7" and on JCP's Nothing Really
it says "Tues Dec 7". Does JCP get confused often?-bluemonkeyfearer
Oh no she doesn't get confused often, she confuses others often.
It was me who messed up the date! I'm just a silly sock monkey.
sick today, and I'm hungry. what do you suggest I eat that won't
hurt when I throw it back up? -Hufflebunny
Soup with lots of noodles in it is easy to throw up. Plus it
will be warm to eat. Hopefully you won't throw it up, that'd
be sad and messy. I'd give you a hug but you might throw up
so I'll just wave hello from over here.
to I become a legendary insanedomain follower, who expresses
disgruntle, narcissistic and nostalgic or reasonable common
observations on the tiltering of regular daily experiences toward
insanity in posted articles and stories...? Meanwhile showing
off my acedemic talents, knowledge and skill, exspecially in
the fields of pyschology, because our comprehension of mental
conditions hilarity in unconventional but surprisingly common
circumstance which does it arrise... and much other supebular
understandings.(Not that I'm realy interested, but the becomings
of that bond is intriguing)-cakerlick (Think I have the name
Your name seems ok. Sort of weird to say. As for the rest, well
like I told someone in the last set of questions (or in the
one before that), you can only become a contributor when a spot
opens up, and right now there are none open.
you ever answered the questions, but forgot to write "updated"
on the main page and angry people waiting for you to update
came after you not realizing they were updated? -Hufflebunny
I've only forgotten to do that once I think, but I don't think
anyone wrote in complaining. Maybe I should have written in
and complained to myself.
Answered by: Herbert
Would you bet an orphaned child's
insulin money on a shady cockfight?
I'd have to say no, as I don't hang around orphaned kids that
have insulin money. Maybe that's the problem with my life though,
maybe I should be hanging around them. Hmmmmm
Why is there yet no deadline
or place to send the lovely wallpaper?-bluemonkeyfearer
JCP hasn't decided when it will end. I've heard rumors that
it might be the end of January. I'm going to make a few as well,
though I'm not sure I'm allowed to win a spooky monkey because
they don't like me much. (I had done some naughty things to
the trick or treat bag)
how do you masterbait
That's not a word so I can't answer that!
Have you ever been stumped as
to how to go about answering someone's question? McDiablo
A few times yes! I try to give at least a bit of an answer to
everything, and I feel bad when I don't really have an answer
at all. There is nothing worse than typing up a good question
just to have it answered with a few words. Your questions are
usually quite fun though McDiablo!
Why does it suddenly smell like
burning toast? Is my dad abusing the bread again?! McDiablo
Still! Shame on your dad! Or it could be from that strange commercial
I saw on TV about some woman having seizures or something and
then burnt toast was somehow involved. Maybe it's the toast
abusing your dad like it abused that woman!
I like my current English class
and my last class is today. What should I do...cry when it's
over, cling to the teacher's leg, or just walk out of the classroom
all normal...and unphased? McDiablo
I say do all. Then, get a length of chain, attach it to their
neck and insist they continue teaching you classes. Don't forget
to feed and water your teacher though or it will shrivel up
and die within a week or two.
is it that the What Ifs and Questionare are both progressionally
getting lamer and lamer ? - me
Why is that people like you enjoy complaining? I mean, that
section has been running for about 4 years now, and instead
of saying 'Wow, there sure have been a lot, that's cool it's
still going' you decide to instead write in and bitch about
it. Well if you don't like them, don't answer them, and in the
time you've freed up, you can go to hell. I don't like you anymore
and don't want you touching my tail ever again.
Why is it that some places spell
shopp with an extra "e" ? I mean, you don't pronounce it, then
why add it there in the first place? I mean, for the longest
time it confused me and I thought you prounounced the "e" because
I figured it'd be pointless to have another "e" there if it
served no purpose, but aparantly I was wrong. -me
I'm still not happy from the last question you asked so you
don't get a real answer here. That's right, I'm being a grumpy
monkey. I don't care who knows it. I'd rather be a grumpy monkey
than a whiner like you.
....Herbert?! When did people
start sending questions of herbert what happened to JCP??? I
want him back i know no herbert *cry* help me herbert what am
I to do! - Quanzi_penguin_poo
Him? JCP is a girl! Come on, you'll learn to like me, I have
a soft butt and a fuzzy tail. Why would you need JCP, she doesn't
have a tail at all. As for her butt being soft, well I don't
know, I'm not allowed near it. Mmmmm girls soft butts.
I had some good questions,
but I forgot them because I couldn't get on the site. Do you
think next time you're changing servers, you could warn us first?
That was JCP who didn't warn us, blame her! But I agree, we
should have all been warned so that we didn't come visit and
cry our little eyes out. I cried for hours and collapsed on
the floor until Poptart revived me with a kick in the ass. By
then the site was back up again so I felt better.
can I remember my dreams when I really try to? And why do I
remember my dreams sometimes when I DON'T try to? And why are
they always so weird and random and involve things like a fat
lady wearing orange who wants to kill me, or stupid black midget
skeletons that won't die no matter how many times I crush it,
or me at school with lots and lots of evilly black tornadoes
outside? Sometimes I even dream that I can turn back time, or...I
am in a vehicle that goes off a cliff or some kid brings a gun
to school and kills me. WHY DO I HAVE SUCH EVIL DREAMS OF DEATH????
Does this mean I am going to die? Is my subconscious mind showing
me all of the options I have? Am I really going to be able to
sit on a carnival ride, turn back time, and do it over and over
again? Because that would be really really cool. Thanks for
listening to my ranting, love and sporks from Bluemonkeyfearer
Oh it's ok Bluemonkeyfearer, if you let me snuggle with you
at night you'll never have to worry about evil dreams of death!
Dreams are just your brain sorting through things, so maybe
you should just watch me dance and you'll have lovely dreams
of fields of monkeys in every color except blue. There will
be be dead clowns sticking out of the ground, balloons that
never pop and startle you, pizza, and yes, even turn back time!
As for sporks, well of course they'll be there, what kind of
dream would it be without them?! Even the sphinx would show
up and a whole troop of freaks on wheels. We'd sleep all day
and night Bluemonkeyfearer, and it will be grand!
Why do my eyes burn?-bluemonkeyfearer
You forgot to wash your hands after making mud pies! Don't worry
though, I won't tell on you. Just go wash your hands and then
wash your eyes out with water. I'll go bury the evidence.
What exactly is a doily? -Hufflebunny
It's those things on tables that look like snowflakes but taste
like dust. Don't get tricked by them! I've noticed that it's
mostly old ladies that have these, but I haven't quite figured
out why. Maybe it's done to confuse us all, and let's face it,
they're doing a good job of that.
How come today, Everything I
touch seems to give me a shock? -Hufflebunny
Well I don't like to turn on my own, but I blame your socks.
That's right, your socks. As you walk around they're plotting
against you, just waiting for you to touch something that will
shock you. I say you teach them a lesson involving scissors
and perhaps a hammer of some sort.
hey herby! (can i call u herby?
if not i apologise) today i have drunk a far more acceptable
amount of beer b4 bein drunk! which is nice! I'd like to thank
u 4 ur previous kind comments, i am now much happier wit my
life, but i wud like to ask u more abt ur dominatrix and gummis!
tell me more? superman dave
Herby is ok today and that's all that matters! I'm glad you
found my advice helpful, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
on the inside. Here is where we'd have a friendly hug if we
were on a tv show, but we're not, which is sad. Oh yes, my dominatrix,
it's great fun to have one. I haven't been able to sit for a
few days now, but it's all in good fun. Gummi's fit in many
holes, did you know that? Oh yes, they do. Frozen gummi's aren't
so fun though.
regarding my earlier question,
i dont fink i will ever sleep wit meghann, sum days i fink she
is all about me, others i reckon she just humours me. so its
prob my imagination. do u reckon this is true?? sshe is canadian
tho. which i like. superman dave.
Well being Canadian is indeed an attractive thing somehow, but
let's face it dave, you need some alone time to get your shit
together. Sure, the heavy drinking is fun for awhile, but eventually
you'll wake up with an itchy dick and spend the rest of your
life wondering why you were so stupid. So I suggest you maybe
not get roaring drunk every night and just leave it to the weekends.
Burning is bad remember. It makes you itch and itch and eventually
you're rubbing up against sandpaper and then your tail will
drop right off. It happened to a few monkeys I knew. After that
they started earning flowing robes and eventually just soared
away into the sky. I mean, what the hell was going on? Why robes?
It's all just very confusing and somehow wrong, yet I can't
put my finger on why. I think I need a drink.
Answered by: Herbert
Does JCP know that February
is spelled February and not Februrary? Because that's how it
is spelled on the Win a Spooky monkey page. Was JCP in a hurry?
Was she high? Are you high???-bluemonkeyfearer
Damn bluemonkeyfearer, that was up for less than a day and you
caught that? Ok tell the truth, are you an english teacher?
Do you have a pretty red marker? If you do, can I play with
it? Maybe we can all get high from the fumes and do naughty
things. Mmmmm naughty things with bluemonkeyfearer and JCP.
Hello my fuzzy little friend.
Do you think people abusing the internet to illegally download
music will eventually destroy the industry and bankrupt everyone,
or will it lead to people not expressing themselves through
music merely for financial gain, and lead us back to a pre-commercial
era where people make music to tell the world how they feel
and because it makes them feel emotions that real life can't?
Hello superman dave! You must be feeling better today, which
I'm glad to see. I'm not as smart as you when it comes to this,
but I think that if people like bands they should somehow give
them money so they can keep hearing stuff they like. One time
I went to steal a music video from the internet and it wasn't
a music video at all. Some naughty things were going on in the
video. Mmmmm being naughty. Wanna come over tonight dave? Anyone?
the sock monkey my mum made
for me when i was little has a little white t-shirt on, and
always has. just lately tho im beginnin to wonder if he wud
b happier as nature intended, or should i knit him some pants
too? or leave him as he is? he wont talk to me u c. p.s. have
you ever thought about growing a moustache? superman dave.
I say send photos to me of him both with and without clothing
and I'll tell you what I think. Is he the reason you won't come
over and play with my tail anymore? A moustache? Hmmm, that
might be interesting.
Christ mas merry happy AGHKRLXXXXXXX#@%$#@^%$#^%@^%@
i don't like christmas marketing and advertising music and bells
trees and stuff just give the presents on the right day and
let's not hear about it until a week from then k?!!!!!thathinguywhois
Oh I agree!
Hello my crazy lover, how was
last night? -wolfman
Oh wolfman, you make me giggle. My tail is still a bit numb
but if you want to come back tonight then I'll be here. Um,
can you maybe trim your claws just a bit? They're um, really
if you were to find a nuclear
war head in your back yard... hypothetically of course... would
it be possible to use it to obtane super powers? howl. -Wolfman
Oh yes, why not? That is what nuclear war heads are for! You
might want to throw a dog or something into it first and make
sure you'll get cool powers instead of mutating into a killer
blob that for some reason disolves in water.
do you ever get sudden urges
to howl at the moon? is this normal for teenage wolf people?
I howl at things all the time, and yes, even the moon at times.
I'm sure it's normal for everyone, humans and monkeys and wolves
how much wood would a woodfuck
fuck if a woodfuck could fuck wood? superman dave
I'm giggling. You said WOOD!
do you think michael jackson
will be found guilty of bein a dirty little child bummer? superman
That I don't know. I'd like a tree to climb though like he does.
All I've got at the moment is a balcony.
If I was a book that was a
diary that was a book and didn't have a story. What would I
You'd be boring and I'd have to light you on fire and use you
to heat my cold paws.
so what if I just suddenly changed my name to something besides
me ? How on earth would you know if you were tallking to the
horrible whiner or just some random new guy ? .... why would
you care actually.-me
Oh you're clever! I would have no idea and you'd be laughing
at me. You know, I bet you a lot of people do that. Makes me
wonder why. Maybe they're afraid to show their true selves to
me, for fear that I'll see how much they love me. Awwww, people
love me! Wait, I meant me, not you me, as in the me who sent
this in, but isn't me me, but a different me. Oh this is so
confusing. Hold me, I mean me. Oh me, hold me.
Hey look, it's me again. Just
so you know, it's not like I'm one of those random losers who're
gonna jump in and be like " hey , this shit sucks!" and it's
not even like i daid that. I've been coming to this particular
site for 3 years ( of differnt nicknames of course ) and god
damnit have I investged some time to this shit. I don't really
care howm uch a whiner you think I am, but seriously, don't
go and shove words in my mouth and be all lame about it. geez-me
How was anyone to know that? If you had said that bit about
coming here for 3 years, and then said which questions you did
like and why, then don't you think there would be a greater
chance of getting more of what you consider good questions?
Now let's have a big warm hug and make up. I'll even let you
touch my tail again, if you promise to be nice about it.
dear herbert you fucking piece
of fucking shit... you didn't think i'd escape? fuck you...
i know you're the asshole who had me committed... and i know
where you're living... -DC
I've decided that you're not the real DC. At least I don't think
you are. Um, if you are well I didn't tell anyone where you
were or anything. I'd never tell those people with the white
jackets. I mean, why would I want you taken away and unable
to contribute to this site therefore allowing other monkeys
to move in? You can't be the real one. Uh, so where are you?
I absolutely love Christmas
lights, and my question is, Do you think people can go to far
and make their Christmas/Holiday decorations really tacky? I
don't think you can ever go to far. don't you just love all
the pretty colours, Herbie? -Hufflebunny
The pretty lights are very fun to look at, but the santas and
stuff are quite tacky. (Plus if you try to mount them they sometimes
melt on your fur from people using the wrong bulbs and it gets
too hot.) I think that everyone should have lights on their
houses all the time, it would make the world look pretty.
What would you do if your poop
wanted to come back home?
Oh I'd be very upset until I tried to trick them into going
into the earth (that's where all food comes from really) and
if they didn't fall for it I'd run until it pinned me down and
forced it's way back up into my asshole which would probably
be a very bad feeling and I'd have to cry a LOT. Hopefully it
didn't expect to crawl it's way back out of my mouth as food,
as things do not work that way.
Answered by: Herbert
I ate the yellow snow. Any suggestions?
On where to find more? Well I'd probably go to a school, as
I'm sure that kids like to make yellow snow. I haven't actually
seen how they do it, but it seems that there is always some
yellow snow around after a group of children has left, or some
dogs. Hmm, now that I think about it, normally the children
have dogs and that's when I see the yellow snow. I'd go check
this out myself but I'm refusing to leave the apartment at the
Holy shit, it's a week until
X-mas. Does it even feel like it should be X-mas to you? McDiablo
It's only a few days now, but I can't say that it does feel
like it yet. Maybe once I have a few presents, or have given
a few. I know JCP doesn't want me buying her things anymore
(she did NOT like my gift of a dildo last year, so what if it
was just my tail with a bow on it?) but I think that maybe if
I make her something non-tail related she just might let me
near her. Poptart has threatened to have me sedated if I act
up, but I don't think that will be needed. There will be plenty
of other people for me to talk to and everyone will see what
a wonderful sock monkey I am. Would you like to come to the
party with me McDiablo? I promised I'd behave, and I think Emerald
would have fun too. Mmmm a threesome.
My friend is having her birthday
party on Grouse Mountain. There's winter activities and stuff
up there...and, well, I'm a cold person. A very cold person.
How many layers of clothing should I wear? McDiablo
LOTS! Get some feather pillows and strap them to you. A sleeping
bag designed for -60 temperatures should be wrapped around you
at all times. Get a slave to keep a torch burning around you
in case you get cold and need something lit on fire to warm
you up. Mmmmmm warming you up. Invite me along, I'll keep you
warm with hugs!
Where in Canada would you like
to travel to? McDiablo
I'd like to see BC as it is the furthest away from where I am,
and has pretty mountains. Then I'd go to shag harbor in Ontario?
Quebec? Somewhere in Canada and look for crashed ufos. That's
right, ufos! Maybe if I ask nicely enough, they'll take me with
them to a world of sexy sock monkeys.
I remeber DC once wrote
a poem from Miss Rodger's Sweater... Wuld you write ME a poem
?-me ( I don't know if I've asked this question before )
Did he? Sure, why not. Oh me was not full of glee. Give me a
good question me likes to mention, while me is in bed and rubbing
Herberts head. Write me a poem me likes to moan, and who am
I to really deny? Oh me, oh my, you don't need to cry. I'll
give you a kiss for the good what ifs that you miss.
If I call you the space cowboy,
can I be the Ganter of Love ?-me
No, I want to be the space cowboy! Please? Next time you can
be it. You were it last time too. Come on, play nice.
whats INSANE---- BRY
Insane is when coffee cups march into your room and demand to
be filled with pennies. Then when you do that, they dump it
out on your floor and march out again, not even bothering to
say thank you for the pennies or explain why they made a mess
on the floor. I mean, how insane is that? Stupid pennies.
When did SAnimal's page suddenly
drop outta exsistence ? Did JCP and DC finally get fed up with
his shit and just delete his site or something ? -me
I don't recall seeing his page, did it suck horribly? I don't
like him, he pulls on my tail in a most unfun way. Hopefully
they did get fed up and deleted his stuff, I would. Uh, unless
he's reading this, in which case um, look over there! <Runs
Why must there be so much political
correctness this time of year ? Like if you don't mention every
Holiday this month in your commecrial, then you're going to
get some pissed of O.B.W.(Obnoxious Black Woman) trying to file
a lawsuit against your company for not telling her to have a
Happy Kwanza along with her Merry Christmas. So we got all our
damn local redneck Auto Dealership commercials sayin', "Me and
everyone else here at Schlepp's auto company want to wish you
a Merry Christmas, A Joyful Hanukah, A Happy Kwanza, a Healthy
newyear, a Hungry Ramadan, a Special Santa Lucia day for all
you crazy Swedish, and an ICe Cold fucking winter Solstice to
all !". If you feel less included because Ol' Earl didn't mention
Kwanza in his comercial, then you really need more friends.
God I love ranting... -me
If everyone just says 'Happy Holidays' then that should cover
things right? Though really people should say things like "Drive
safe, I don't want your drunken ass killing mine." and
"Make sure you don't light your house on fire with dried
out trees, as I might live next door to you and do not want
my shit burning up with yours." Well, no I guess that'd
take too long to say, so how about "Merry yo ho ho and
a bottle of rum'.
How did Christmas go
from a little Cristain holiday that was about the birth of Jesus
to an American tradition where greedy kids beg their parents
for expensive shit that they'll use for a week and never use
again ? It's gotten to the poin where if you don't buy your
kids 600 dollars of worthless shit, then you're a ba parent.
Realy, I enjoy the fact that we have a day to share and show
people you love that you care, but I do say, it's gotten quite
a bit outta hand; it's not even Christain anymore.-me
If you don't think that this is a shining example of exactly
what christianity has become, then you need to take another
look at them. They haven't made sense for 2000 years, why the
hell should they start now? These are the people whose god encourages
them to love each other, yet they hate and condemn those who
don't believe as they do. They're all raving hypocrites following
books that stopped having real meaning hundreds of years ago.
Also, it wasn't THEIR holiday to begin with, it was the Pagans
and the christians decided to work their holidays into theirs
in order to lure over more into believing as they do. They're
tricky, so stay the hell away from the nativity scenes. The
evil begins there.
Where are my pants? Venomous
I hid them! <Giggles.> I just wanted you to come over
and go through my stuff while looking for them! Did it work?
Will you be coming over? If not, I'll sleep in your pants. I'm
sure they'll be warm and smell just like you. Mmmmmm smells
how do you spell sphincter?
What a fun word! Even if you spell it wrong, that's half the
fun! Sphincher. Sphinchinter. Spinhchinter. Sphincter.
whoever thought of putting dried,
chopped leaves in a paper bag and calling it tea? fuckin genius.
I think that what happened is that someone put together those
bags of chopped leaves as home decorating things, and when they
accidentally fell into some boiling water (maybe someone threw
it at the person who made it for some reason) and some got in
their mouth, or they thought it smelled nice and a new product
is born. It would give the British something to hold dear to
their hearts and to be able to bitch about the lack of good
tea in other countries.
how likely do u think it is
that the universe is actually really small and encapsulated
by ear wax, that was picked out of God's ear, flicked and discarded?
thus implying the universe and everything in it is an unwanted
byproduct? perhaps we have just been left to destroy our own
planet, and then move on to colonise then rape the next planet,
moving on and on until the entire universe is uninhabitable
due to our unquenchable thirst for furthering our technology
and pillaging natural resources, thereby causing the ear wax
to implode, nicely taking care of Gods unwanted ear wax problem?
he is God u know, he can create self-destructing ear wax, if
he wanted to, couldnt he??? superman dave
Well if god were actually real, I doubt that it would have a
body like a human. So there would be no ear to get the earwax
out of. But if there were a god, then it could do whatever it
wanted I suppose, and if it wanted a big ear in which to pull
wax out of and make into humans, well I guess it can. If I were
god I would come up with something more fun to do then that.
Makes me wonder what potential my earwax has. Maybe I have a
universe in my ear!
What if I bought fifty million
boxes of mashed potatoes and spread them out through variouse
locations in China, then I made it rain? Would all those Chineese
bastards die? -seeingdoubles
No but it'd probably feed them quite well for awhile until it
began to rot. I think many people would be angry you did that,
especially those who like all the ancient stuff they have. It'd
be a shame to see it all covered with mashed potatoes. How about
you cover the US and whatever county they are at war with this
month. That way the US will shut the hell up while jamming their
faces full of food (the smart ones will escape by knowing not
to eat like morons) and the country they are at war with will
also shut the hell up by eating. The greedy ones will blow up
from eating too much and the rest will get sick from eating
rancid food once it goes bad. Then again, people pay to do that
each time they buy mcdonalds or other fast foods, so I guess
you'd be best to just package it up in boxes and sell it to
them directly as fast food.
Why doesnt everyone in the world
take prozac, drink orange juice, and eat fried apples? Everyone
would be alot happier.
Well we might all be happier for awhile, but once the orange
juice and fried apples cause everyone to get the shits, it would
be a stinky world and no one would want to clean it up. Then,
the whole world would stink and be covered in shit. That's just
no good at all.
how many people die a day
Not enough to ensure that those still alive have good or meaningful
lives. If there were less people, maybe those living would put
more effort into theirs and ensuring that things didn't suck
in the future instead of being greedy stinky monkeys.
If a tree fell in the
middle of a forest and no one is around to hear, how would you
know that the tree actually fell? Someone could be feeding you
a bunch of crap. - Venomous
It's gravity who is trying to feed you a bunch of crap. Why
must the tree fall at all? Maybe it grew on the ground like
that, maybe it LIKES the ground. Who wants to stand forever
when you can lay down? What do trees have to stand up for? No
reason at all. They just like to look down on us all. Then again,
if they weren't standing, I'd have no trees to climb in, just
run on. That would suck.
Is it considered date rape if
I slip myself a roofie?
Only if you say no to yourself but continue anyways. In that
case, you deserve to get your ass kicked, and I suggest you
turn yourself in to protect others against this sort of thing
from happening again.
is ur mummy proud of u, and
all that u've accomplished? i kno i wud b. i think ur a smashing
little fella. superman dave
Awww thanks dave! I'm sure she's proud. It used to be DC who
got all the attention, all the praise, and well now it's time
for ME to get that. I'm the better monkey, I'm cuter and I don't
have severe unfun issues like he does. Mommy loves me very much
she tells me sometimes, and that means I'M her favorite now.
Why when u tell sum1 u've lost
something (perhaps ur keys 4 example) is their immediate response
'well, where were u wen u last had them?'. if i knew that, they
wudnt be fucking lost would they? idiots. actually, im the idiot.
i lost my keys. shit. superman dave
Just to help you out dave, here are some words you need to learn.
You. Someone. You've. Your. For. When. Would. Be. I'm just a
monkey and even I can master these simple words, why can't you?
Maybe this is part of your keys problem, that you're just doing
things half assed. Besides, people just try to help retrace
your steps, as normally when you do that, you do find what you're
looking for. The thing I hate is people who say that it was
in the last place they looked. Well of course it was, why would
you keep looking for something you've found?
has a human ever successfully
mated with a monkey? it must be possible. we're really similar
and everything. well, i am, right, im off to the zoo. superman
Humans are monkeys and there are people breeding every day.
Try not to remind me of that, it makes me cry with fear. No
offense but I wish there were more sock monkeys then your type
of monkeys. I'll see you at the zoo dave, am I allowed to feed
Why is it that some places
spell shopp with an extra "e" ? I mean, you don't pronounce
it, then why add it there in the first place? I mean, for the
longest time it confused me and I thought you prounounced the
"e" because I figured it'd be pointless to have another "e"
there if it served no purpose, but aparantly I was wrong. -me
( you didbn't answer my question ! )
I didn't answer your question? How awful of me! I don't know
why they do that. Maybe it's an older way of spelling it and
people think they're being cool and different by using it. I
can't stand when they misspell normal words like 'Kool Water
Depot'. Kool isn't a word, COOL is. Why do people have to misspell
things like that?
if blue and yellow make
green, and blue and red make purple, shouldnt green and purple
You know, they should! I say we write into the color (or colour)
committees across the world and have this fixed.
Answered by: Herbert
If my pants smell like me, does
that mean you smell like me too? -Venomous
The only way to tell is for me to crawl into your pants and
see what your pants smell like and what you smell like. What
do you think? I think that'd be great fun! If you want I could
bring some snacks too, like pretzels or something. Do you like
pretzels? They're fun to chew up and then spray out at people.
If I gave you five dollars,
would you come over to my place and play with me for a while?
Of course! That's a much better offer than the one Poptart and
I currently have. He's agreed not to hurt me if I agree not
to go into his bedroom at night and do naughty things to his
sleeping face/body. In fact, I'd even buy you a gift with the
money you gave me to say thanks for the friendship.
Why are Asians so good at everything
Since I'm not a well-travelled sock monkey, I don't know exactly
what you mean. Asia is a pretty large chunk of land, and how
do you know that ALL those people there are actually good at
everything? I mean, if they were good at EVERYTHING, then that'd
be pretty amazing. I'd like to be good at a bunch of things,
but everything? I think that'd be too much pressure. Never being
allowed to bad at something would have me up all night worrying
instead of playing with my tail.
Do you enjoy Faygo beverages
? They're carbonated and filled with extra-sugary goodness.
I've never heard of that before. Where do they sell it? Maybe
you should buy me some. I like sugar! It's so fun to roll around
in, lick and chew on. Sometimes I find sugar cubes and eat as
many as I can before they're taken away from me. Mmmmmmm sugar.
Why do my friends' parents tell
my friends what they're getting for Christmas? isn't it always
more fun when its a surprise? -Hufflebunny
It should be a surprise, tell your parents they're doing it
all wrong! To punish them, you should steal the gift(s) and
bring them to me. You and I will have much more fun than they
ever could! I'll even get some cookies for us, do you like cookies?
I might even be able to find us some hot chocolate to drink
On page three of the Art Gallery
Exhibit, is that thing in the picture at the bottom the same
as the one on the front page? Because i guess it does have bottom
You're right! You're so clever! I wasn't invited to the art
gallery that day, so I never saw those things. It does have
lower teeth, and it's funny! I guess it's a good thing I didn't
go, as I would have tried to steal it. Maybe that's why I'm
not invited a lot of places. If I'm at someone's house/place
then I don't steal, as that's just rude, so you can still invite
me over if you want.
My friend thinks that i am
not insane though i am. and she says im not.but i am.
If you know you're insane, then what does it matter what your
friend thinks? Unless of course, she is just a figment of your
imagination. If that were true, you'd be arguing with yourself,
which proves your insane. You can't get rid of her or stop arguing
then, as you would cease to be insane. You should hug your friend
and thank her for keeping you insane!
sexy tail, how are you? I was a little abashed to discover that
I was spelling words incorrectly, so I checked. It turns out
you are right, hence the reason you provide such a font of wisdom
to one and all! (properly researching the articles on this page
helped to show me the error of my ways.) Accordingly I have
moved away from my half-assed aproach! However, as an Englishman
I'd like to say that tea rules, and you're right, again; you
cant get decent tea anywhere else! Anyway, on to my question
- how do you lubricate a tail effectively without it just soaking
in? superman dave. xxx
Oh dave you've made me so happy! I'm so impressed with your
wonderful spelling! I'd give you hugs if I knew exactly where
you were! Maybe if we meet someday, you'll give me some decent
tea. As for tail lubrication, you can use two hands and rub
the tail until it's all greased up and ready to go. You can
also use your mouth along with your hands at the same time if
you're coordinated enough. You deserve to have your tail lubricated
and played with, as you did such a good job of learning to type
better! I'm so proud!
Hey Herbert, have I ever told
you how much I love how diligently you answer the questions
? Well I do ! I remeber WEEKLY updates. THis is much nicer -me
Oh thank you! <Blushes.> I'm trying to be a wonderful
question answerer so that everyone will like me and want to
give me hugs. Does anyone want to hug me yet? (Me as in Herbert,
not me as in the person who calls themselves me, but, I think
I should just stop worrying about all that. It'd make things
much easier.) Now all you people have to do is write to JCP
and tell her what a wonderful monkey I am.
Answered by: Herbert
how do females masterbait?
They do what males do, jam their hand down their pants and move
it around till it feels really good and their hand is wet. The
word is masturbate by the way.
you noticed it's practically impossible to be origional ? Even
if you're someone who's gonna say, " Hey, I'm not a trend whore,
so I'm not going to shop at all the stores that most people
think are cool," because where ever the hell you shop, when
you buy a shirt there, there's always 5 more next to/under it.
So, if you really think about it, there's no way to be "different"
than anyone unless you make your own clothes or something. Even
though this is true, why do you still get people saying, " I
shop at Hot Topic because I want to be different !" when you're
just the same as everyone else who shops there. I guess you
can try to "express yourself" through clothing, but that doesn't
make you any different. *HUG* P.s. All of my questions will
now come with a complementary hug. Why do I feel as if I already
posted this question ? I guess I always get that feeling)-me
Wow, a hug! Thanks! As for the original bit, well there are
billions of humans out there, and it's near impossible to be
completely original in your fashion sense. So basically, it
works on the percentage of those you see around you and if you
decide to look like they do or not. If only a small percentage
of those around you wear a type of shirt, well you're in a small
percentage then. If you want to be in even less of a percentage,
then you wear something different. At that point, you're just
wearing things for the sake of being 'different'. Clothes are
supposed to protect you from the elements, be comfortable to
to wear, be durable and fit properly. Beyond that, pick colors
you like and try not to spend much time thinking about it. Clothes
may be what you have on the outside, but it doesn't change who
you are. If you're a freak, no amount of clothing will conceal
that forever. As long as you keep key areas covered, like your
ass when on public transit, no one wants a sweaty ass mark on
the bus seat. Now when it comes to shoes, things change. You
are to buy shoes that you can show them to people like me who
really like looking at them. Shiny ones are best. Mmmmmm shiny.
Wow, a hug! Even now, I'm still very happy with that! Mmmmmm
If I let you do naughty things
to me, would you still come and play with me? Venomous
You've confused me so very much Venomous! If you let me do naughty
things to you, I'd be there playing with you and why oh why
would I ever leave if you let me play with you and do naughty
things?! You and I could be friends for ever and ever and we'd
play and be naughty and yay!
Herbert, I love candy. and I
eat it everyday. I love it sooo much, that sometimes I will
cry out of pure joy. Is it ok to eat this much candy, and be
this emotionally tied to it? ~lilly calligraphy
Well most times I'd say yes but this time I think that maybe
you're crying is a bit much and I feel sad for you. Maybe you
have a serious sugar addiction and that's not fun. If you can
try and not eat so much you cry, then things should be ok. So
you need to send me the extra candy you're not eating. Go on,
do it. DO IT! Give me candy!
Do you think that, If humans
shed hair as quick as cats or dogs, that 90% of the population
would be bald? -Hufflebunny
What a mess that would be, but wait, humans do shed a lot don't
they? I know that when JCP has been visiting at Poptart's, I
always know by the strands of hair she's left behind. Her long
blond hair is everywhere, and feels like spiders sometimes on
my arms and legs when it gets on me. I keep all of it in a bag,
so she will know how much I miss her and want her to like me.
What do you do with your shedded hair? You know, there could
be sock monkeys collecting it when you're not looking. If you
come over, will you let me play with and collect your hair?
Would you like to join my family
for Christmas Dinner?-Hufflebunny
Oh yes! That'd be great! I'll even wear pants and call your
dad sir! Yay! You're my favorite for the whole rest of the month.
Maybe I'll even try to make something to bring over. I hope
they like pizza, I don't know how to make anything else.
Is this an insane question ?
Awwwww, thanks for the hug! But no, it's not an insane question.
I never went and looked at what it said before about only asking
INSANE questions. This gives me a reason to email JCP and ask
her about if maybe non-insane questions are allowed.
Did you know that Elf spelled
backwards is Fle ? ( pardon me, I'm bored ) -me *hug*
That looks like fun! Snow, Wons. Shoes, Seohs. Monkey, Yeknom.
Freak, Kaerf. Wolf, Flow. Pillow, Wollip. Cold, Dloc. Natasha,
AhSatan. Light, Thgil. Teeth, Hteet. Spank, Knaps. Forest, Tserof.
Skeleton, Noteleks. Feet, Teef. Hug, Guh. Blood, Doolb. Bored,
Derob. Minute, Etunim.
Since you always seem
to answer questions here but don't ever seem to give me an answer
face to face. I'll use this forum instead... WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO LEAVE MY APARTMENT!!??????? No matter where I put you before
I goto bed you ALWAYS find a way to get back into my bedroom
and climb under the covers! I AM SICK OF IT HERBERT!! I saved
you and spared you from the wrath of Tony over a month ago.
I took pitty on you and your little dirty tail but enough is
enough. If you aren't out of my apartment by 2005 I'm handing
you back over to Tony!! Understand Herbert?? Johnny Poptart
Hi Poptart! How nice of you to come here and write in! Oh you
don't really want to throw me out, you're just teasing like
you always do! When you come home today I'll give you a big
hug. I told you, I sleep walk at night sometimes, and because
it's so cold here in Ottawa, I probably just wander in there
because it's warm, well ok, because you're warm. It's not like
I'm doing it on purpose and remember actually doing it. I wake
up just as surprised as you are. Come on I'll buy us pizza if
it happens again, and maybe some cookies too. We make good roommates,
and have tons of fun otherwise! Isn't it nice to come home to
a smiling sock monkey who's just waiting to hear how your day
was? Besides, last time , you started nibbling on my ear and
rubbing my bottom when I crawled in so you can't hate my company
that much. I know you won't kick me out! You love me!
Why are people setting animal
traps in freakin' parks? McDiablo
Oh my, what do you mean? Where is this happening? I guess I
should be careful when out running around now, I'd hate to be
caught in a trap and have to eat my own leg off to escape. I
need both my legs. Well I guess I don't NEED them but having
them both is something I do enjoy. You should be careful too
McDiablo, and make sure Emerald doesn't get caught either!
Have you ever stolen anything?...and
by 'stolen', I mean 'borrowed'. McDiablo
Oh I've borrowed many things. Socks, shoes, batteries, paper,
shampoo, toothbrushes, forks, whatever I find fun and interesting.
I always say thank you and give people big hugs for sharing.
It's the polite thing to do.
I'm so glad that I won't see
X-mas commercials on T.V. anymore. What about X-mas will you
NOT miss? McDiablo
I agree completely about the commercials! I also won't miss
the bad music that plays everywhere, and those people dressed
up as Santa's that aren't interested in having me sit on their
lap and bounce in a fun way.
Ok, my darling. Your next horrific
deed will be to find a really good pair of heels for me to walk
all over you with, but you can keep them when i'm done. Then
lick some gummi bears and stick them in your fur. Do you have
any other hobbies? Eva Sock-Goddess
<Squeals in delight> Yay! I'll go find you the perfect
pair in a nice shiny black and we'll have fun and be naughty
all afternoon! Mmmmm licking gummi bears. Mmmmm shoes. Mmmmmm
walking on me. Mmmmmmmm hobbies.
Do you have a big tongue?
Well it's about average I'd say. I haven't really measured it
or anything, but maybe I should. I wonder what a good size is
for a tongue? Then again, it's probably all in how you use it.
Hey Herby, I haven't a question
really, I just wanted to wish you a very merry christmas. -me
Thanks me! I'll wish you a happy holidays too! Oh and here's
a hug for you! <Hug> In fact, here is one for everyone.
What is most common name these
I don't know, I seem to be called Herby a lot lately. So I'll
go with that, and the name George. Do I win a prize? Are you
changing your name? You should consider Hebert and George if
you are. They're fun and have two e's in them.
Answered by: Herbert
What does 2005 have in store
for Mzebonga? - Mzebonga
Well first off, how about I give you a great big hug you cranky
bitch? (See I knew you'd forgive me for doing that thing in
your shoe those few times, and it's so nice to see you back
asking me questions.) After the hug I give you, I'll probably
try to cop a feel but you'll have none of it and then I'll beg
and you'll say no and begin to get angry. Other than that, I
have no idea what the future holds for you Mzebonga, that's
something you'll need to discover on your own. How about another
We have company right now, and
theyre eating supper. I'm in the living room (next to the dining
room) do you think they'd notice if I turned the Christmas music
off? The computer is playing the music. -Hufflebunny
First turn it down just slightly, and every 30 seconds or so,
turn it down a bit more. Eventually it will be too low to bother
hearing and maybe you can type for a bit without it playing
at all. They'll probably catch on at some point, and that's
when you run for the door screaming that they can't take all
your presents away because you're wearing some of the new underwear
you were given. Mmmm new underwear.
Would you like to lick me? Venomous
Sure! When you're done I'll even be nice enough to lick you!
I won't lick your armpits though. I'm just not into that sort
of thing. (Give me a few drinks or something and I just might
if you have clean armpits.)
What happens when you put the
mashed potatoes in the television remote where the abtteries
go ? -me
I've never tried that! Maybe it would work, I thought I saw
some sort of thing where someone hooks up a potato to a thing
and somehow it lights up a lightbulb. Then again, maybe this
was a cartoon I saw? I don't know, but I think that the mashed
potatoes would make the remote work.
Herbert, do you mind if I touch
myself, and pretend that it's you? Venomous
Wow, sure! If you want, I'll touch myself and pretend it's you
too. Mmmmmm touching.
hi sexy tail! last night i dreamed
of you! u were sitting on my face while i licked your tail,
up and down, up and down, up an..... damn! I think I need a
hug more than I've ever needed a hug in my entire life before!
Anyway.... I've just been looking through some old answers/
questionnaires etc and have found some vintage entries from
me back in the day, using my old nickname! How cool is that!?!?
(that's not my question) Do you reckon you could get a search
engine on the site, so we could all find our old answers to
look at and laugh without trawling for hours? (that is my question).
Superman Dave. xxx
Mmmmmm dreaming. How distracting of you to tell me that first
and then expect me to think of an answer for a question! A search
engine is a great idea Dave, and from what I've overheard, JCP
is trying to make that happen. I would help if I could, but
I wouldn't know what to do. Do you think that printing out all
the answers and doing some cut and paste work with them will
help any? I think I'll do that and mail them to her. Mmmmm sitting
on your face while you lick my tail.
GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF! AAARRRGGGHH!
HOW DO I GET THIS FUCKING THING OFF!!! HELP! AAAARRRGHH! Oh.
It's just fallen off. Sorry for waisting your time. Superman
Oh, so you don't need me to help you get off then? Maybe next
Do you ever wonder how many
people have used their dollar bills to blow their nose on? I
know I do. Oh yeah, and why do they call it a grapenut when
it's neither a grape nor a nut? Venomous
To blow their noses on? Well not a lot I'd think. If anything,
I'd be more interested in seeing how much drugs and chemicals
are on paper money. Grapenuts? What are these? It sounds strange,
and if you're saying they're not grapes or nuts, then what the
hell is going on? I'm so very confused.
Why are people such snotty assholes?
Last year, I wasn't popular at all and all my friends were labeled
as losers, and I wore the same shirt as this preppy girl and
she was like "do you have a sweater you can put over that?"
and I didn't so she put a sweater on over hers. Why does it
matter if you're too cool to be seen with the same shirt as
someone less popular? -Hufflebunny (sorry its so long, but I
tried to be frank)
Wow that girl sounds very stupid. Lots of people wear the same
shirt unless you make your own just to ensure no one else has
it. Maybe next time you should take some soup or something and
dump it on her head so that she doesn't have to worry about
such stupid things like shirts anymore. Being popular and such
during school amounts to nothing when you're out of it, so just
tell the preppy little bitch to shove the shirt up her puckered
ass. Here's a hug for you since you had to put up with that
sort of nonsense. <Hug.>
Have you ever used a massage
No I haven't, are they fun? I've seen commercials for such things
(and more) on TV but no one I know has one. Well, maybe they
do and they haven't told me because they don't want me attaching
myself to it. Maybe someone should buy one for me and we can
all try it out!
Do you like chips? If so, what's
your favourite chip flavour? McDiablo
Chips are great fun to eat. They make my paws all fun to suck
on and full of flavor. My favorite is salt and vinegar chips.
They make my mouth tingle and if I eat enough, it makes my mouth
numb! That's always tons of fun, but Poptart hates it when I
get that type and stink up his place with it. So I keep secret
bags in the closet that he doesn't know about and eat them while
he's away at work.
I think ninjas are cool.
Do you happen to think so? McDiablo
Oh yes! They're great fun when they fall from the sky and are
all "hwwwwwaaaaaa!" as they fight. Yesterday I saw
a movie with them in it and it was sorta scary because their
mouths would move and instead of hearing words that went with
their lip movements, it was cheesy english dialog that didn't
match their lips at all. I wonder what happened to the real
words? Do you think they were stolen and had to be rescued in
another movie? <Jumps into ninja pose.> Hwwwwwaaaaa!
does extacy get u hornyer then
you would usualy be(stefan)
I have no idea, I've never tried that! I've reached points of
ecstasy a few times, but not with pills or anything. I'm into
swallowing a lot of other sorts of things, but pills isn't one
of them. Sometimes rocks look like pills, have you noticed that?
It's best just to keep all that in a large jar or bowl so you
can see all the colors and such.
Do you enjoy the stimulatiing
effects of marijuana ?-me
Well ok you have me there. I have to admit that yea I do sometimes.
It's never before I'm going to try strange sexual acts though,
as I might fall and hurt myself. Safety is always the primary
concern when attempting any sexual deviance or complex maneuver.
How old is TOO OLD to be smoking
weed ? -me *HUG* ( i didn't include a hu with my last question,
so here) *HUG*
I have no idea how old is too old. The oldest person I've seen
was in their 60's. So you know, I'm always happy to have hugs,
so even if I don't say thanks, I'm truly appreciating them!
More people and creatures really should hug, it would make us
all happier and feel better. I know that I feel so much better
when I've had a hug. Maybe I'll start my own group of people
that just go out and hug people to make them feel better. Will
you join? You're good at hugging.
He®be®╥ ¥°u® Sex¥!! (lol)-*-Have
u ever pole danced?¿!!AND!! do u have msn??¿¿ -_-_-_-_-_-G®eenBeän
I think that's my name there, isn't it? That's fancy text, maybe
too fancy for a simple sock monkey like me. Pole danced? You
know, now that you mention it, no I haven't. That's something
I really should have done already, but no one will take me somewhere
where I can do that sort of thing. Will you take me? I'll even
dance for you if you want. And no, I don't have MSN.
who the hell puts all this spare
time into creating sock monkey porn? i mean, honestly... thats
Wow, intense! Why thank you, I try to put as much as I can into
performing when I'm asked to. It's not as easy as everyone assumes
to perform in front of a camera. Luckily I have no issues doing
that sort of thing in front of many people if needed. If you
feel you could do this sort of thing, drop me a line, I'm always
looking for more people and/or animals to play with.